Rumpaging

The act of animatedly scratching of the anal area in public

Alf had a huge wedgie, like his underpants were being eaten by his arse. So their he stood rumpaging away
(the taming of the Melvin act1 scene 2)

by Speromeliora March 28, 2009

Testilingus

The sexual act of licking the testicles

She's got a face like a steamed haddock but god is she good at testilingus

by Speromeliora March 28, 2009