Textifying

The act of asking someone to accept (Insert Deity here but usually Jesus) into their life/heart/mouth/etc.

Mark: Hey a text

Joe: Whose it from

Mark: A shit, its from Beth. She's been trying to get me to go to church with her for a week."

Joe: Seriously?

Mark: Ya man, she's been Textifying like a fucking murderer workin for a pardon.

by Erutious August 15, 2010

testilying

The act of fabricating evidence and testifying falsely in court, esp. when performed by an officer of the law. Coined by the Mollen Commission (1994).

Did you catch Bush testilying before the Senate Commission on Bestiality on C-Span?

by Northwestern Law May 8, 2007

testilying

telling lies under oath; standard operating procedure for police officers acting as witnesses in trials.

See also: perjury

The story the cops gave was so ridiculous that everyone except the judge knew they were testilying.

by Figleaf23 February 26, 2009

Terrifying

Courage the cowardly dog.

It is made to give nightmares.

"This show gave me nightmares for a week!"
"Was it courage the cowardly dog?"
"Yeah! How'd you know?"
"Because that's what nightmares are made of. It's damn terrifying."

by Forever scarred. September 17, 2011

Testilying

Perjury by witnesses during a trial to strengthen the prosecution's case.

Some of the testimony in the O J Simpson trial was alleged to be testilying.

by Uncle Bill August 7, 2006

Tetrifying

When the words "terrified" and "petrified" is just is not enough to express how horrified you really are.

A combination of "terrify" and "petrify".

Simply unbelievably pee your pants, shivers down your spine, goosebumps, scary.

When the clown jumped out at Shanaynay at the haunted house, she was truly tetrified; she had always been scared of clowns since she watched It.

That movie was tetrifying. I literally peed my pants when the donkey ate that girl!

by Revere2323 March 15, 2009

testifying

Snitching

get yo testifying ass in the trunk nigga

by toastedbread July 7, 2011