Textifying

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The act of asking someone to accept (Insert Deity here but usually Jesus) into their life/heart/mouth/etc.

Mark: Hey a text

Joe: Whose it from

Mark: A shit, its from Beth. She's been trying to get me to go to church with her for a week."

Joe: Seriously?

Mark: Ya man, she's been Textifying like a fucking murderer workin for a pardon.

Textifying by Erutious August 15, 2010

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testilying

The act of fabricating evidence and testifying falsely in court, esp. when performed by an officer of the law. Coined by the Mollen Commission (1994).

Did you catch Bush testilying before the Senate Commission on Bestiality on C-Span?

testilying by Northwestern Law May 8, 2007

Related Words

Textifying • Testifying • Terrifying • Testilying • terrifyinglytrevor • Tetrifying • Textfling • Textilingus • Toxifying • Joey Terrifying

testilying

telling lies under oath; standard operating procedure for police officers acting as witnesses in trials.

See also: perjury

The story the cops gave was so ridiculous that everyone except the judge knew they were testilying.

testilying by Figleaf23 February 26, 2009

Terrifying

Courage the cowardly dog.

It is made to give nightmares.

"This show gave me nightmares for a week!"
"Was it courage the cowardly dog?"
"Yeah! How'd you know?"
"Because that's what nightmares are made of. It's damn terrifying."

Terrifying by Forever scarred. September 17, 2011

Testilying

Perjury by witnesses during a trial to strengthen the prosecution's case.

Some of the testimony in the O J Simpson trial was alleged to be testilying.

Testilying by Uncle Bill August 7, 2006

Tetrifying

When the words "terrified" and "petrified" is just is not enough to express how horrified you really are.

A combination of "terrify" and "petrify".

Simply unbelievably pee your pants, shivers down your spine, goosebumps, scary.

When the clown jumped out at Shanaynay at the haunted house, she was truly tetrified; she had always been scared of clowns since she watched It.

That movie was tetrifying. I literally peed my pants when the donkey ate that girl!

Tetrifying by Revere2323 March 15, 2009

testifying

Snitching

get yo testifying ass in the trunk nigga

testifying by toastedbread July 7, 2011

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026