testalying 

Knowingly lying on the witness stand. This was once used soley with respect to police officers lying on the witness stand but is now used whenever witnesses are lying on the stand.

Her story was such a farce that everyone knew that Jen McCabe was testalying.

testalying by NH TurtleChick May 25, 2024

testilyin' 

Origin: Black Baptist Church
A combination of the words testify and lying.

1. People know they be testilyin'in church.
2. Brother Bruce got up at prayer service with a cigarette in his mouth and testilied about being delivered from smoking.

testilyin' by Tray May 13, 2005

testilying 

The act of fabricating evidence and testifying falsely in court, esp. when performed by an officer of the law. Coined by the Mollen Commission (1994).

Did you catch Bush testilying before the Senate Commission on Bestiality on C-Span?

testilying by Northwestern Law May 8, 2007

testilying 

telling lies under oath; standard operating procedure for police officers acting as witnesses in trials.

See also: perjury

The story the cops gave was so ridiculous that everyone except the judge knew they were testilying.

testilying by Figleaf23 February 26, 2009

Testilingus 

The sexual act of licking the testicles

She's got a face like a steamed haddock but god is she good at testilingus

Testilingus by Speromeliora March 27, 2009

Testilying 

Perjury by witnesses during a trial to strengthen the prosecution's case.

Some of the testimony in the O J Simpson trial was alleged to be testilying.

Testilying by Uncle Bill August 7, 2006

Testillingballah 

Licking of the testicles(balls), often
accompanies fellatio.

She gave me some testillingballah with
that BJ last night.

Testillingballah by The Bald Monk October 16, 2003