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Tentadick

Mostly used in pornographic art, tentadicks are dicks that look like tentacles. They usually come in vibrant colours (skin-coloured tentadicks would look weird).
"I was looking at Rule 34 and saw someone with a tentadick."
"What the fuck is a tentadick?"
by alt or something November 8, 2021
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tentacock

When a man masturbates and the cum is almost completely dry, but still wet enough to leave the cock super sticky, similar to an octopus’s tentacles with their sticky suction cups.
Last night, I had a tentacock and I was able to pick up small objects with my cock!
by Reese is moist September 20, 2017
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techadickt

Someone who is so engrossed in technology that when someone tries to communicate with them they're a complete dick and they only talk about tech!
"Hey did you try talking to the new guy, Morgan?"
"Yeah, he's a complete techadickt though."
"Oh, that's a shame, I hate those guys!"
by dargondaemon October 9, 2014
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Tentacock

When a man masturbates and the cum starts to dry, but it is still wet enough for it to become very sticky, resembling an octopus's tentacles with its sticky suction cups
Dave'a tentacock was so bad, he was able to lift up small objects with his dick
by Reese Perkins September 21, 2017
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Teadick

Using the dick to stir tea giving it a distinct taste
Damn, that teadick was so good! I'll have more!
by Teadick October 5, 2022
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teradickyl

When a girl is giving hand jobs in both hands, while performing oral, anal, and vaginal sex. Totaling to 5 guys at one time.
Me, Cambell, Avery, Max, and Cory totally just teradickyled Rianne
by Cshor August 13, 2016
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Tendick

If your last name is 'tendick' you are very hot and attractive. You have a very long dick and as a girl you have big boobs and an nice ass. Everybody likes you and everyone wants to be you friend. As a man you will have a lot of hot and sexy, maybe russian girls who want to be fucked. As a girl you will find the perfect man.
"Tendick" is a lastname who comes from the Netherlands.
by UrbanDictionaryXXXX January 3, 2017
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