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Tentacock 

When a man masturbates and the cum starts to dry, but it is still wet enough for it to become very sticky, resembling an octopus's tentacles with its sticky suction cups
Dave'a tentacock was so bad, he was able to lift up small objects with his dick
Tentacock by Reese Perkins September 21, 2017

tentacool 

some stupid annoying jellyfish thingy that appears every other minute when you're surfing/swimming in the sea. it sucks ass but it still wants to pwn your lv 100 pokemonz lol
player: stupid tentacools appear in the sea every other second
tentacool by hby6 April 27, 2009

tentocksagrate

someone who talks too fast
her 1-“ted talks are great
her 2- “tentocksagrate”

tentocksagrate

someone who talks too fast
lacey- ted talks are great

randi- tentocksagrate?
tentocksagrate by The_gamer_dude January 28, 2019

Twatacocktus 

A woman who does something so dumb it makes you realize that she is only good for one thing and doesn't have the ability to serve any other purpose on earth.
You are driving and a woman cuts you off because she is in a hurry. She hits a sign and gets a flat tire and a bent rim in the result of her actions. This is a "Twatacocktus"

You yell in rage "You stupid Twatacocktus!"
Twatacocktus by DROE440 June 3, 2010

TentaCoolG 

A Player that is good at pretty much any game they play
He's destroying everyone... "Must be TentaCoolG"