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Tentacock 

When a man masturbates and the cum starts to dry, but it is still wet enough for it to become very sticky, resembling an octopus's tentacles with its sticky suction cups
Dave'a tentacock was so bad, he was able to lift up small objects with his dick
Tentacock by Reese Perkins September 21, 2017

tentacool 

some stupid annoying jellyfish thingy that appears every other minute when you're surfing/swimming in the sea. it sucks ass but it still wants to pwn your lv 100 pokemonz lol
player: stupid tentacools appear in the sea every other second
tentacool by hby6 April 27, 2009

tentocksagrate

someone who talks too fast
her 1-“ted talks are great”
her 2- “tentocksagrate”
tentocksagrate by stephan.with.a.ph January 28, 2019

tentocksagrate

someone who talks too fast
lacey- ted talks are great

randi- tentocksagrate?
tentocksagrate by The_gamer_dude January 28, 2019

Twatacocktus 

A woman who does something so dumb it makes you realize that she is only good for one thing and doesn't have the ability to serve any other purpose on earth.
You are driving and a woman cuts you off because she is in a hurry. She hits a sign and gets a flat tire and a bent rim in the result of her actions. This is a "Twatacocktus"

You yell in rage "You stupid Twatacocktus!"
Twatacocktus by DROE440 June 3, 2010

TentaCoolG 

A Player that is good at pretty much any game they play
He's destroying everyone... "Must be TentaCoolG"
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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