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If your last name is 'tendick' you are very hot and attractive. You have a very long dick and as a girl you have big boobs and an nice ass. Everybody likes you and everyone wants to be you friend. As a man you will have a lot of hot and sexy, maybe russian girls who want to be fucked. As a girl you will find the perfect man.
"Tendick" is a lastname who comes from the Netherlands.
Tendick by UrbanDictionaryXXXX January 3, 2017
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Tendick Jafar 

the best rapper since kanye. bars so fire they melt steel. sometimes controversial but who cares. you have one dick, he has ten, bend over like a slut and take it again.
my two favourite rappers osama bin ballin and tendick jafar! part of that rap duo tendicks jafar!

Ten dick pterodactyl 

Ten Dick Salad 

A special treat for someone who has wronged you or treated you in a inappropriate way. A phrase to express displeasure with another person.
Guy1: That guy really screwed me over.
Guy2: Well, don't worry about it, he can eat a ten dick salad with extra testicles.
Ten Dick Salad by Bionic Vodoo Power December 19, 2008

higher than a ten dick dog 

A level of highness reached while on methanphetamine where you feel higher than you have ever been before. You feel invincible, and able to take over the world and are probably trying to accomplish 3-4 unrelated tasks at the same time. Spun geetered gacked
Last night I was "higher than a ten dick dog", I was trying to right a speech for homework, rewire the microwave, mop the floor, and cook dinner. It was a long night.
Using the dick to stir tea giving it a distinct taste
Damn, that teadick was so good! I'll have more!
Teadick by Teadick October 5, 2022
When you're checking tinder and a dick just pops up.
Guy 1: I was checking tinder for some babes last night but then some huge ass dick popped up on my screen.
Guy 2: Guess you got Tindick-ed
Tindick by Mr.nj June 12, 2016