When a man masturbates and the cum is almost completely dry, but still wet enough to leave the cock super sticky, similar to an octopus’s tentacles with their sticky suction cups.
Last night, I had a tentacock and I was able to pick up small objects with my cock!
When a man masturbates and the cum starts to dry, but it is still wet enough for it to become very sticky, resembling an octopus's tentacles with its sticky suction cups
Dave'a tentacock was so bad, he was able to lift up small objects with his dick
some stupid annoying jellyfish thingy that appears every other minute when you're surfing/swimming in the sea. it sucks ass but it still wants to pwn your lv 100 pokemonz lol
player: stupid tentacools appear in the sea every other second
A woman who does something so dumb it makes you realize that she is only good for one thing and doesn't have the ability to serve any other purpose on earth.
You are driving and a woman cuts you off because she is in a hurry. She hits a sign and gets a flat tire and a bent rim in the result of her actions. This is a "Twatacocktus"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.