tentacock

When a man masturbates and the cum is almost completely dry, but still wet enough to leave the cock super sticky, similar to an octopus’s tentacles with their sticky suction cups.

Last night, I had a tentacock and I was able to pick up small objects with my cock!

by Reese is moist September 20, 2017

Tentacock

When a man masturbates and the cum starts to dry, but it is still wet enough for it to become very sticky, resembling an octopus's tentacles with its sticky suction cups

Dave'a tentacock was so bad, he was able to lift up small objects with his dick

by Reese Perkins September 21, 2017

tentacool

some stupid annoying jellyfish thingy that appears every other minute when you're surfing/swimming in the sea. it sucks ass but it still wants to pwn your lv 100 pokemonz lol

player: stupid tentacools appear in the sea every other second

by hby6 April 27, 2009

tentocksagrate

someone who talks too fast

her 1-“ted talks are great”
her 2- “tentocksagrate”

by stephan.with.a.ph January 28, 2019

tentocksagrate

someone who talks too fast

lacey- ted talks are great

randi- tentocksagrate?

by The_gamer_dude January 28, 2019

Twatacocktus

A woman who does something so dumb it makes you realize that she is only good for one thing and doesn't have the ability to serve any other purpose on earth.

You are driving and a woman cuts you off because she is in a hurry. She hits a sign and gets a flat tire and a bent rim in the result of her actions. This is a "Twatacocktus"

You yell in rage "You stupid Twatacocktus!"

by DROE440 June 3, 2010

TentaCoolG

A Player that is good at pretty much any game they play

He's destroying everyone... "Must be TentaCoolG"

by TravisScott from Fortnite September 29, 2020