A tall, homeless looking skeleton with an ugly goatee, manbun, and always wears the same American flag tank top. Literally every fucking day. Has not worn anything but shorts since December of 2017, and even that was like seeing Jesus’ second coming.
Common phrases to trigger the beast include, “I’m sÃyin”, “Ight cool”, “ya.”, “can you hang at any point this {insert unit of time measure here}”, “bet Steve bet”, “Zach would kick your ass”, “bro why am I always the punching bag?”, etc.
The JAG’s natural habitat is a moist, humid swamp full of wet towels, onion spoons, and broken off-brand vapes.
Common phrases to trigger the beast include, “I’m sÃyin”, “Ight cool”, “ya.”, “can you hang at any point this {insert unit of time measure here}”, “bet Steve bet”, “Zach would kick your ass”, “bro why am I always the punching bag?”, etc.
The JAG’s natural habitat is a moist, humid swamp full of wet towels, onion spoons, and broken off-brand vapes.
Person 1: “honestly bro, I’m sÃyin”
Person 2: “bro relax, you sound like a JAG”
Person 1: “why are you telling me this?”
Person 2: “bro relax, you sound like a JAG”
Person 1: “why are you telling me this?”
by Moist Cow August 15, 2019
by FartWaffles87 November 26, 2015
A word popularised on the messageboards of UK music website Drowned in Sound to describe a post purporting to be from a fan of a band, when in fact it is a friend of the band, or the band themselves, attempting to promote their music.
JAG is a 'DiSism'.
JAG is a 'DiSism'.
'that was a blatant JAG'
'Stop JAG-ing about Craine'
'Stop JAG-ing about Craine'
by PINGU THE GREAT June 18, 2008
by scootard July 08, 2010
Just A Giggle
It occurs to me that people seem to use LOL too often especially as in most cases they dont literally Laugh out Loud. This is a more modest term which is more accurate to the majority of situations and rolls off the tongue with ease.
It occurs to me that people seem to use LOL too often especially as in most cases they dont literally Laugh out Loud. This is a more modest term which is more accurate to the majority of situations and rolls off the tongue with ease.
Anything that makes you giggle without leaving you in hysterics.
When someone says something annoying like "You just turned up the LOLume" you can reply with "No but I am driving a JAGuar"
When someone says something annoying like "You just turned up the LOLume" you can reply with "No but I am driving a JAGuar"
by The short kid Cam December 05, 2010
JAG: MHO "Chick Norris" is overrated. Bruce Lee never needed a freaking gun to kick ass and Bruce Lee isn't a ginger. Don't get me wrong I love to make grandiose lies about him and stuff like that. However, he is nothing compared to Bruce Lee. Mr. Chuck Norris is a "J.A.G." : just another ginger.
Shut up about Ron Weasly, nobody asked you, you're"JAG"
Shut up about Ron Weasly, nobody asked you, you're"JAG"
by Mothcoctw September 23, 2010
abbreviation for jewish american ginger
Someone jewish from america who just so happens to be ginger
Someone jewish from america who just so happens to be ginger
Arthur: ouch, i touched my hair and burnt myself.
jack: stupid ginger
Arthur: ouch, i touched my foreskin but then realised that it wasnt there.
jack: stupid jew
Arthur: Ouch, i havent eaten in 2 minutes and my stomachs rumbling
jack: stupid american, in fact your a JAG
jack: stupid ginger
Arthur: ouch, i touched my foreskin but then realised that it wasnt there.
jack: stupid jew
Arthur: Ouch, i havent eaten in 2 minutes and my stomachs rumbling
jack: stupid american, in fact your a JAG
by harrrissson robberrrts June 27, 2009