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flatusidal tendencies 

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)
Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

Tenderfoot 

American slang dating back to the time of the old west. It was used by people who were established in frontier towns to describe someone new, either to the area or the prevailing conditions; someone lacking experience and who was perhaps a little naive. Mildly disparaging but without any real malice it is still used occasionally to describe someone who is just starting out on their chosen career.
Despite having been to university, you’re still a tenderfoot when you start in the workplace.
Tenderfoot by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

Sweet tender

The really soft inner thigh meat close to a woman's vagina. Mostly on a nice thick soft woman..
My girl was wearing just a G-string and had her creamy legs open, and my hand was caressing her Sweet Tender.
Sweet tender by PokerPro June 10, 2013

Common Universal Natural Tendency 

How to say "Cunt" without making it obvious..
I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..

Teneisha 

A weird crazy amazing person to have in you life. You can never find another person like teneisha. She's smart , stubborn and strong willed. An overall amazing person
Teneisha is amazing
Teneisha by Hellomay May 2, 2018

Tenenbaum 

A genius.

Can also refer to a genius that has so many psychological problems that all the creativity he showed in the past is blocked.

They generally solve their problems by making peace with their father.

Example well illustrated in The Royal Tenenbaums, directed by the himself Tenenbaum Wes Anderson.
I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.

He found the meaning of life despite the fact he was only 9 years old. A real Tenenbaum.
Tenenbaum by nimportnawak February 9, 2010