A female badass or dumbass, depending on her surrounds. She has three moods: annoyed, funny or glamorous. And she excels at all of them. You really do not wish to be the victim of one of her stares. Her humour and sense of style however, will leave you glad to have met her.
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A Telmen has a very strong sense of fashion, so do not - under any circumstance whatsoever - bring anything ugly, or anyone badly dressed near her. Or else she might destroy it with a simple stare. But Telmen can be very funny too, though her humour might be confusing at first, because she looks so serious when she makes jokes. A hungry Telmen is also something to beware of. But if you want to find the way to her heart you should bring her food. About anything unhealthy will do.
So when she isn't hungry, no one ugly is around and you know her she can be hilarious and has very good fashion and badass life advice.
Her spirit animal is a princess sloth.
A Telmen has a very strong sense of fashion, so do not - under any circumstance whatsoever - bring anything ugly, or anyone badly dressed near her. Or else she might destroy it with a simple stare. But Telmen can be very funny too, though her humour might be confusing at first, because she looks so serious when she makes jokes. A hungry Telmen is also something to beware of. But if you want to find the way to her heart you should bring her food. About anything unhealthy will do.
So when she isn't hungry, no one ugly is around and you know her she can be hilarious and has very good fashion and badass life advice.
Her spirit animal is a princess sloth.
by audettr November 6, 2019
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Get the Telgenhof mug.A soap opera, of Spanish or Latin American origin. Famed for having strange plots, even for soap operas, and some of the worst offenses of overacting ever.
"Fernando, mi amigo! Y Maria, mi mujer! En el cuchi-cuchi! PORQUE, MARIA?!"
"Porque Fernando es muy grande! Y tu eres chiquito!"
"Porque Fernando es muy grande! Y tu eres chiquito!"
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2. When you stand there, horror struck, alone and desperate, there is only one word that crosses your mind.. "Telenor".
2. When you stand there, horror struck, alone and desperate, there is only one word that crosses your mind.. "Telenor".
It was a cold winternight. Jimmy was about to log onto his computer to check Facebook. Yet when he pressed enter after he finished typing, nothing happened. "shit.." he whispered lightly to himself, he tried once more..
"telenor...!" he said to himself, another time Jimmy tried, but all seemed hopeless. "TELENOOOOOOOR!"
Jimmy cried into the night...
"telenor...!" he said to himself, another time Jimmy tried, but all seemed hopeless. "TELENOOOOOOOR!"
Jimmy cried into the night...
by ponduwudus April 26, 2011
Get the Telenor... mug.The art of altering reality through your deepest level of conciousness ("Feeling mass"), a variation of the law of attraction, with the exception that it actually works.
Telementation is the art of Creating an event or physical object, manifesting a desired outcome in your life or in the life of others (can only be used for positive things and never contradict free will, (well you could try and see for yourself what the consequenses are..)
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Get the TELEMENTATION mug.Someone very spontaneous and fun. Will never turn their back on you and always rides or dies for her friends. Loving and a good motherly figure. Always makes sure you're good no matter the situation. Her heart is pure and sometimes can mislead her. Very dramatic at times but always makes you laugh and you can always have her around when times are ruff.
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