A female badass or dumbass, depending on her surrounds. She has three moods: annoyed, funny or glamorous. And she excels at all of them. You really do not wish to be the victim of one of her stares. Her humour and sense of style however, will leave you glad to have met her.

She did what? I mean I guess that's normal,she is Telmen after all.

Telmen by audettr November 6, 2019

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Tedmund

The sweetest, most caring boyfriend ever. Has beautiful golden brown eyes that any girl would want! The cutest personality and has the best smile EVER (:

Lovable, fun, funny, outgoing, sometimes shy in a cute way, happy, loving, friendly, smart, nice, cute, and super athletic

Girl: Hey do you know Tedmund? He's so nice and smart and funny!

Another Girl: Oh yeah I know him! He is super nice and sweet!

Tedmund by thegirlfriend17 December 14, 2010

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Sergio Telemundo

Talkative down ass vato from the four "O" eight who is best described as too sexy. His species can be located in the deli section of any participating safeway. He/she goes by the names of "Don Vito" and "Raul Mata".

1.where sergio telemundo at?
2.whats telemundo's last name?
3.tell telemundo to come over here!

Sergio Telemundo by setonioboy March 8, 2005

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TeamUnicorns

The best people you will ever meet in the game of MicroVolts. They've got swag and personality like no other. They're a cool bunch of people with a lot of heart and love for one another. Diss them and hate them? They don't give a f*ck. They'd roflstomp you ezpz to the ground. Don't mess with TeamUnicorns, unless you have balls. Just make sure to blow it out your ass right after. HOLLA.

F@g: "Ugh this team is so nob."

Smart dude: "WHAT!? THAT'S TEAMUNICORNS QUIET YOU. SILENCIO!"

TeamUnicorns by mrpoophead July 23, 2012

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