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telenoth 

A word used to describe a really cool, talented, or handsome guy. A jack of all trades.
Wow, did you see John dazzle those two chicks last night? And he fixed my car, too! That guy's a real telenoth.
telenoth by Kitten December 19, 2004
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telenoth 

a corpulent, man-loving, anal dweller.

likes men.
Telenoth, an avid gay, was enjoying reading the new book, Romeo and Josef.
telenoth by FELLOW ASS PIRATE March 21, 2005
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telebotherer 

Another, more apropriate name for a telemarketer.
Hey, who was that on the phone? Oh it was just another damn telebotherer!!!!
telebotherer by billd June 17, 2006

telegothic 

the power by which emo's know where to congregate in town centers ect.(other than hot topic)

this is how, when you see large numbers of emo/scene people in the same place, they all knew when to be there.
emo boy- do you know where everyones gonna be later

emo girl- yeah, down by hmv

emo boy- how do you know that?

emo girl- i'm telegothic

telemotherfucker

This is a rude, but highly descriptive synonym for telemarketer.
Some telemotherfucker called me up at 9 a.m. on a holiday Monday and asked to speak with the lady of the house. I told her: "The lady of the house has been fixed and declawed. Let that be your warning."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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