mosh callout

A (usually short) vocal cue, most commonly used by hardcore bands to announce a breakdown, so the crowd knows when to start moshing.
"Go!"

"Bring it!"

"Don't be a pussy, get hit!"
by kikanjuuneko September 08, 2004
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Top Gear rule

An important rule of thumb to consider throughout life: when a footballer (that's soccer for Americans) buys a particular object, frequents a particular place or anything like it, it's probably time to move on, lest you become considered tasteless by association.
The Top Gear rule states that ultra-expensive supercars that only footballers can afford are not cool, because footballers are most often tasteless wankers.
by kikanjuuneko March 18, 2007
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Ultimate Stranger

A variation on The Stranger. Involves, in addition to sitting on your hand until it becomes numb, also painting the nails on that hand. You then have a seat in a dark room or closet and use your free hand to shine a flashlight on the hand with the painted nails while you masturbate.
"My girlfriend left me, so I gave myself The Ultimate Stranger. I then proceeded to contemplate the emptiness of my existence and ended up contacting my lawyer and writing my will."
by kikanjuuneko February 21, 2008
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manface

When they for some undecipherable reason decide to film the guy's face in a porno. Causes discomfort in sexually insecure men.
"So, the other day, I was watching White Booty Hoes #63, and just as I was about to skeet, some manface popped up. I lost my boner and felt pretty ghey."
by kikanjuuneko January 29, 2006
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Pincushion syndrome

A bodypart that is plagued by far too many piercings for it to be tasteful. Named so because the bodypart resembles a pincushion.
"Hey, did you see that hot dude/chick?"
"Hot? Nah, his/her face had Pincushion syndrome."
by kikanjuuneko November 09, 2006
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Drummer's Syndrome

When drummers and wannabe drummers absolutely cannot stop tapping surfaces or playing drumkits in your practice space, despite the fact that the rest of the band needs to sort something out, you've got a case of Drummer's Syndrome on your hands.
"Goddammit, there he goes again with his Drummer's Syndrome! Stop fucking playing, we need to tune!"
by kikanjuuneko December 08, 2005
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corpse kill

Killing an already dead man to make sure that he is in fact dead. For example, you might snap someone's spine, then just to make sure, you drop the person down an elevator shaft. A staple of Steven Seagal movies.
One of the many innovations of 80s Action is the corpse kill. ... In the case of Tommy Lee Jones, Seagal beats his man, slices him up with a knife, pushes his eyeball back into his brain (Jones is still alive at this point) then drives the knife into the top of Jones' skull, right up to the handle. The corpse then gets thrown headfirst through a monitor and electrocuted. You know those scenes where it looks like the bad guy is dead, but then he gets back up and musters one more cheap shot? You don't see any of those in Seagal flicks.

-Ruthlessreviews.com, on "Under Siege 2"
by kikanjuuneko September 22, 2005
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