TELEMENTATION

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The art of altering reality through your deepest level of conciousness ("Feeling mass"), a variation of the law of attraction, with the exception that it actually works.

Telementation is the art of Creating an event or physical object, manifesting a desired outcome in your life or in the life of others (can only be used for positive things and never contradict free will, (well you could try and see for yourself what the consequenses are..)

TELEMENTATION by Noh D.Bates October 26, 2011

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Telemediation

Visiting other places virtually via mobile telepresence

A telemediation allows a person to visit an event thousands of miles away and direct another person who carries a camera.
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www.telemediators.com (launched 2010)
First Service in the world to offer virtual travel, virtual attendance of weddings, funerals, live museum visits, live tourism.

Telemediation by DanielHowardTelemediation December 14, 2010

Related Words

TELEMENTATION • Telemediation • Elementation • Telementacious

Telementacious

A word used to describe something or someone of old/nostalgic descent. Better used in devious tones.

“That Mario 64 game is telementacious!”
“In 2034 the word rizz will be telementacious…”

Telementacious by Heisenbone October 7, 2023

Telemediation

Mediation of Telepresence.

A personalized telepresence service that enables a person to attend a city tour or a meeting or a wedding or funeral or birthday party as if they were there but without actually being there in person. The telemediator is a human cameraman who transmits live video for such business, entertainment, or family needs: you are the director and the telemediator is the cameramen.

The first service of telemediation was protected by patent and staffed by PhD scientists after receiving funding from California VCs in December 2010 as telemediators which use a code DAHG012FR1

Telemediation by DAHcomtelemediator December 16, 2010

Elementation

The act of braking down a problem into pieces or making it seem more complex than it is to make one seem smarter than everyone else.

It is only used for the purpose to make one seem smarter than everyone else.

Josh was using Elementation to impress the ladies...

Josh: And then we take the pie away from the 3x+17 and then cube it twice and then we get 24... and Jane was the murderer!

Alyssa: Oh my God, you're so smart!

Josh: It's elementary, my dear.

Elementation by anti.DOT September 28, 2009

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026