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TELEMENTATION 

The art of altering reality through your deepest level of conciousness ("Feeling mass"), a variation of the law of attraction, with the exception that it actually works.
Telementation is the art of Creating an event or physical object, manifesting a desired outcome in your life or in the life of others (can only be used for positive things and never contradict free will, (well you could try and see for yourself what the consequenses are..)
TELEMENTATION by Noh D.Bates October 26, 2011
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Telemediation 

Visiting other places virtually via mobile telepresence
A telemediation allows a person to visit an event thousands of miles away and direct another person who carries a camera.
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www.telemediators.com (launched 2010)
First Service in the world to offer virtual travel, virtual attendance of weddings, funerals, live museum visits, live tourism.

Telementacious 

A word used to describe something or someone of old/nostalgic descent. Better used in devious tones.
“That Mario 64 game is telementacious!”
“In 2034 the word rizz will be telementacious…”
Telementacious by Heisenbone October 7, 2023

Telemediation 

Mediation of Telepresence.

A personalized telepresence service that enables a person to attend a city tour or a meeting or a wedding or funeral or birthday party as if they were there but without actually being there in person. The telemediator is a human cameraman who transmits live video for such business, entertainment, or family needs: you are the director and the telemediator is the cameramen.
The first service of telemediation was protected by patent and staffed by PhD scientists after receiving funding from California VCs in December 2010 as telemediators which use a code DAHG012FR1
Telemediation by DAHcomtelemediator December 16, 2010

Elementation

The act of braking down a problem into pieces or making it seem more complex than it is to make one seem smarter than everyone else.

It is only used for the purpose to make one seem smarter than everyone else.
Josh was using Elementation to impress the ladies...

Josh: And then we take the pie away from the 3x+17 and then cube it twice and then we get 24... and Jane was the murderer!

Alyssa: Oh my God, you're so smart!

Josh: It's elementary, my dear.
Elementation by anti.DOT September 28, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026