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Pypo-Telg by Lunatic July 29, 2003
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Snoop dogg's long lost family of children.
Too Boss. Woudnt want to destroy the internetz. Telgenhof *BOOM*
Telgenhof by Jesus1234578987654321 September 10, 2011
Telgasm is the act of bringing a girl to orgasm using only a spade shovel, cough drop, a door frame, and a telephone pole. Usually a dangerous task that should only be attempted by trained professionals.
Did you see that video with the telgasm in it?

or

Last night was crazy! did you see Jess have that telgasm with Frank?
Telgasm by Dee Iron October 10, 2010
Another way to say nigger, nigga, niglet, etc in public, schools, etc without anyone ever knowing what it means so you dont get in trouble at all
Hey john, look at that little telgin over there
telgin by jejdhxbxjisj September 12, 2015
A name nobody understands or can find out the origin.
1) His name is a total telgma.
2) I can't find the telgma for his name.
Somebody who smokes pot (or any other illeagal drug) with their friends and then goes and tells a teacher that his friends smocked pot even though you did to.
Dude, you are such a telgoer, you know damn well that you smoked pot with us.
telgoer by for john February 21, 2011
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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