Telgasm is the act of bringing a girl to orgasm using only a spade shovel, cough drop, a door frame, and a telephone pole. Usually a dangerous task that should only be attempted by trained professionals.
Somebody who smokes pot (or any other illeagal drug) with their friends and then goes and tells a teacher that his friends smocked pot even though you did to.
Dude, you are such a telgoer, you know damn well that you smokedpot with us.
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.