Omnitor

Slang; noun.
1) A tyrant.
2) A lying, cheating, or sneaky person.
3) A dislikeable person.
4) A total and utter bastard.

Also a proper noun.
1) The name of a ruthless tyrant who made grand promises to his people which turned out to be a bunch of stupid lies. Several spoke out against him, but they were quickly silenced. The masses were like sheep at his feet, until he was overthrown by the goodly and noble Suzaku.
Man, shut up! You are such an Omnitor!

What were you doin? Were you spying on me, you Omnitor?!
by Lunatic April 12, 2004
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enchantress

A women who is delightful and magical
....Delightful and Magical like a hot steel Dildo
The lovely enchantress shoved her hot steel dildo up Mary's ass
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Sexeh Minx

Some one who is incredibly Sexeh!
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Joel Turner

Joel Turner was an entry for the first Australian Idol. Although rejected by the judges, he still was recognized and performed his beatboxing act at the finals of Australian Idol. Later, he was signed up onto a record label and released the hits; These Kids and Knock Ya Out
Joel Turner is a sign that some of the judges don't know what the people want, and only choose who they like.
by Lunatic January 27, 2005
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siesta

I think its time for my siesta
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Lunar

(Noun) An elf who is 3456 years old and is a seductress/ temptress
and she is fucking SPIFFY
I saw Lunar Yesterday, she is fucking Spiffy!
by Lunatic July 29, 2003
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