telgoer Share definition Flag Somebody who smokes pot (or any other illeagal drug) with their friends and then goes and tells a teacher that his friends smocked pot even though you did to. Dude, you are such a telgoer, you know damn well that you smoked pot with us. telgoer by for john February 21, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the telgoer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch