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Internetz 

1.The plural of internet; The internet is a medium whereas the amalgamation of all net-based media is... the internetz

2.Were a medium a single point of view, the internetz is the amalgamation of all those views upon the web

3.internetz = layman's name for anon while remaining oblivious of the relation
random 1: Here you go internetz!! *posts a lame pic*

random 2: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gUf8tiSifgg/SB2FjbR3_TI/AAAAAAAACvM/QbipI80OtwU/s320/go_fuck_yourself.gif
Internetz by Anonymous2135i02058 April 23, 2009

Teh Internetz 

ZOMG LOL da pic hacked meh mind lolraptor!!!1111
or
Teh Internetz iz awsome
Teh Internetz by killeraucity August 26, 2009

teh internetz 

1. Place: The anti-world of the internet. Filled with dumb-fucks, spammers, cheaters, bots, noobs, and fakes.

2. Language: The (primary) language of teh internetz. Misspellings, and grammatical errors of the english language run rampant. When learning the language, it may help to bash your face into the keyboard between sentences.
John: I lost my way and ended up in teh internetz D:
Craig: LoL!1! tg ikk bde 5k Meh JusT @e a b@ge| XDXDXD

International Talk Like A Pirate Day 

September 19th is when this occurs. Fun & lots of laughs! Arr, Matey!
Finding out about International Talk Like A Pirate Day was a Wonderful Happy time! This is Real & worldwide.

Strongest Army On The Internet 

The strongest army on the internet, being Greg, this is the only time you can look this up.

(A reference from Danny Gonzalez, Youtuber)
Yeah, Greg is the strongest army on the internet! Also, don't look that up.

Strongest Army On The Internet 

The strongest army on the internet, would be Greg. (yes, this is a Danny Gonzalez reference)
Subscribe to become a part of the strongest army on the internet, Greg... don't look that up
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