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Telgasm is the act of bringing a girl to orgasm using only a spade shovel, cough drop, a door frame, and a telephone pole. Usually a dangerous task that should only be attempted by trained professionals.
Did you see that video with the telgasm in it?

or

Last night was crazy! did you see Jess have that telgasm with Frank?
Telgasm by Dee Iron October 10, 2010
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An explosion of pleasureable feeling after watching a video or looking at a picture of Tegan Quin. Both men and women are said to have experienced this. Those with Tegan Syndrome, those who practice Teganism and those who have experienced the Tegan Effect are more commonly prone to having one of these on a regular basis.
Friend 1: I was at the mall today and the strangest thing happened!
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: "The Con" came on while I was in H&M and I just had a huge Tegasm in the middle of the store. Everyone was watching, it was so awkward.
Tegasm by teganeffect June 6, 2013
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The exquisite feeling one gets on sipping really good tea that's reached the perfect temperature.

(Obvious combination of the words tea and orgasm.)
<sip> Ooh that's good! This Sainsbury Kenya blend nearly always gives me a teagasm.
teagasm by veektoastia February 9, 2010

Telegasm 

An orgasm a person has while watching, listening to, or reading about an erotic experience via an electronic communication device such as a television, a radio, or a computer.
"The movie I was watching was so sensual that I had a chair-shaking telegasm!"
Telegasm by Neezer28 July 8, 2009
When an individual reaches sexual climax after hearing some hot gossip (aka the tea)
I just had a full blown teagasm after hearing that hot goss drop
Teagasm by The Tea, Sis January 19, 2019
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