An incredible song by The Mars Volta, buy/steal/borrow this song. Very sad, but soothing. It is thought The Widow is a ripoff of this song, I don't see a real resemblance.

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Telebate

To masturbate while on a conference call when telecommuting.

John was soo bored during his manager's staff conference call that he telebated to pass time.

Telebate by 2 Da Quad April 25, 2011

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Telehater

Someone who calls or texts for the sole purpose of complaining about someone or something.

I swear the only time Girlfriend calls me is to bitch about something. Doesn’t that telehater have anything better to do with her day?

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telebate

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

telebate by Geoffrey Dahmer March 6, 2008

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teledated

someone who bases there entire state of mind on whats popular on television at the present time.

ted: why the hell is jay wearing all that 70s shit and talking a load of bolocks.

john: because there showing but reruns of that 70s show and the poor bastard cant help but become teledated.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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