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Televators 

An incredible song by The Mars Volta, buy/steal/borrow this song. Very sad, but soothing. It is thought The Widow is a ripoff of this song, I don't see a real resemblance.
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elevators 

the things that go up and down between floors when you are too lazy to take the stairs.

In some schools and buildings, these are only allowed to be used by fat people, the mentally retarded (to give them some sort of power), and the handicapped.

and epic hookup spot, as you can stop the elevator between floors and noone can do anything about it!

not an epic birthing spot, however. ew. babies.

WARNING: (semi-colon included) do not use when there is a fire! You might burn to death.
Aw mannn I have to go all the way up the stair with my groceries.... No wait! I can just take one of the elevators.
elevators by mrs. fontaine June 4, 2009

elevatorshafted 

when someone gets into the elevator after you and gets off before you, you have been elevatorshafted
I don't believe it, I have just been quadruple elevatorshafted on my way up to the office
elevatorshafted by phexxa April 9, 2010

Time to stack the elevators

When someone is in a huge fit of nerd rage, they spew random words that really don't mean anything.
Player #1: Damn Patrick is snappin
Nerd #1: OMFG noons haxxor!!!!
Player#1: Haha he sure is
Nerd#1: OMG BOOT him BOOT Him
Player #1: HAHA

Nerd #1: Don't I need him to stack the elevator?
Player #1 "Time to stack the elevators" /dunkindonuts man

elevatorsnotworthy._ 

elevatorsnotworthy._ is a kind person who is obsessed with The Maze Runner, Marvel and Teen Wolf.
Oh, did you see elevatorsnotworthy._'s new edit? It's amazing
elevatorsnotworthy._ by Black-Belova September 7, 2021

Elevators 

Elevators are somthing that takes you up and down floors. The power of elevators are abused by retards who have no life and are big fans of Hanna Montana, they like to go up and down an elevator until they die with spasm.
Guy 1: OMG!! Elevators are mint!!!! :D
Elevators by Itchy-da-Bitchy July 11, 2011

Telepatorted 

Telepatorted is the hypothetical transfer of matter or energy from one point to another without traversing the physical space between them. ... Teleportation is often paired with time travel, being that the travelling between the two points takes an unknown period of time, sometimes being immediate.
Him: my phone is missing
Other guy: it must have telepatorted out of your pocket
Telepatorted by SkinnyD1ck December 5, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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