Definitions by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ)
clog
Frank: "Man, I had some wild sex with Susy Q for 3 hours, then after a few orgasms I decided to take a leak--and god damn I got some bad split piss from all the clogging."
Paul: "You moron, everyone knows you have to sit down when you piss after ejaculation!"
Paul: "You moron, everyone knows you have to sit down when you piss after ejaculation!"
clog by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 14, 2008
Televators
An incredible song by The Mars Volta, buy/steal/borrow this song. Very sad, but soothing. It is thought The Widow is a ripoff of this song, I don't see a real resemblance.
Televators by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 13, 2008
horn
1. One of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.
2. A synonym for penis, named after the similarities to the first definition. Both are hard, permanent, curved and pointed.
3. An instrument for making a noticeable sound, often used on vehicles such as cars, motorcycles, bicycles, etc.
4. A trumpet.
5. A symbol of power or strength.
2. A synonym for penis, named after the similarities to the first definition. Both are hard, permanent, curved and pointed.
3. An instrument for making a noticeable sound, often used on vehicles such as cars, motorcycles, bicycles, etc.
4. A trumpet.
5. A symbol of power or strength.
Bob: "I saw his huge animal with horns on the road, so I instinctively honked on the horn while putting some pressure on the breaks. I stopped a few inches short of it--the bastard didn't move the whole time--and hopped out to lecture it on road safety. It looked so cute that I whipped out my horn and began making anal love to it, while I belched out some notes from a horn I always carry around with me--yeah, I'm kinky like dat!
Jim: Dude... you are the greatest horn in history!
Jim: Dude... you are the greatest horn in history!
horn by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 12, 2008
exploitation
Selfish utilization, most commonly used in reference to: the system, the (schooling) system, and beavers.
exploitation by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 9, 2008
fratass
Me: "Raphael you're such a fratass!"
Raphael: "The Omega-mega-mega's accept me, who accepts you?"
Me: "Ur mom!"
Raphael: "The Omega-mega-mega's accept me, who accepts you?"
Me: "Ur mom!"
fratass by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007
ascribe
1. To credit or assign, as to a cause or source; attribute; impute.
2. To attribute or think of as belonging, as a quality or characteristic.
2. To attribute or think of as belonging, as a quality or characteristic.
ascribe by Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007