telebate

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

by Geoffrey Dahmer March 6, 2008

Telebate

(verb). The act of masterbating while working remotely or teleworking.

John didn't get much done when he was working from home. He just wanted to telebate instead.

by Mdad28 January 3, 2014

Telebate

To masturbate while on a conference call when telecommuting.

John was soo bored during his manager's staff conference call that he telebated to pass time.

by 2 Da Quad April 25, 2011

telebating

The act of violently masturbating to the classic childrens television show Teletubbies

"WTF were you doing Saturday night?"
"Violently masturbating to the Teletubbies"
"Nothing significant then?"
"I'd call Telebating pretty significant"
"Telebating! It even has a name! fucking Jesus"

by NineteenSeconds April 13, 2015

telebation

What many TV personalities do to glorify themselves. essentially masturbating in front of the world. It is also what Miss America does every year when she pours her heart out about helping poor kids in africa.

tipper gore telebated all over dee snider. telebation

by toolate2bup February 28, 2010