Definitions by ChicagoDivorceLawyersItchyAnus

Televate 

The act of watching television.

I went into my den to televate.

Televate by ChicagoDivorceLawyersItchyAnus June 28, 2020

Nicotate

To consume nicotine products

Let’s go outside to nicotate.

Nicotate by ChicagoDivorceLawyersItchyAnus June 28, 2020

chum pussy 

A menstrating scuba diver

It was the chum pussy that attracted the sharks.

chum pussy by ChicagoDivorceLawyersItchyAnus May 12, 2018

Chum Pussy 

A menstruating scuba diver who as a result is attracting sharks and other underwater marine life.

It was the menstruating scuba diver ‘s chum pussy that attracted the blood thirsty school of sharks which ate her.

Chum Pussy by ChicagoDivorceLawyersItchyAnus March 19, 2018