Telemaphone
the telemaphone is ringing
Telemaphone by EyesOfTheInsane September 28, 2009
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telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand
After a long time on a regular house phone (not a cell phone), the ears, elbows, & hands get so tired from holding the phone they get sore.
That 5~hour phone call sure gave me telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand making them so very sore.
telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand by Starchylde May 29, 2016
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Talking to God on the big white telephone
Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
Talking to God on the big white telephone by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009
pink telephone
Used to describe female masturbation and orgasm as used in the phrase, "I dialed 'O' on the pink telephone."
pink telephone by JohnstonGuy November 27, 2005
Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone
The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.
So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone by ..WiL May 24, 2005
Neon Telephone
When a famous musician writes a song for your band, but it's a terrible song — a la Prince's "Neon Telephone" for the Three O'Clock.
Neon Telephone by Mudd Flaps June 28, 2013
Touch Tone Telephone
"cause you're the only person in the world who understands"
you can't tell me Touch Tone Telephone isn't gay
you can't tell me Touch Tone Telephone isn't gay
Touch Tone Telephone by raybeez May 15, 2022
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