Darth Vader

Apparently I’m as kinky as him

Kink quiz:your equally kinky as Darth Vader
Me:wtf

by raybeez October 13, 2022

Ankle biter

What Australians call kids
i'm not kidding

sniper:spy come get your ankle biter
spy:for the last time he's not my son
scout':tell that to my mom who you boin-
sniper:GET YO SON

by raybeez February 11, 2022

super soaker

a weapon banned on 7 different continents

scout:*whips out super soaker*
spy:*screaming*
sniper*hiding behind spy*

by raybeez February 18, 2022

two christmas kid

when mommy and daddy don't love each other as much as they thought they did and they divorce then the kid gets 2 Christmases

jimmy:I heard that billy's parents are getting a divorce
timmy:so he's gonna be a two christmas kid

by raybeez February 12, 2022

sattle shoes

cool shoes that look like king dice could pull off

king dice:* wears sattle shoes*
devil:fuck that's hot

by raybeez April 07, 2022

lem dem

an abbreviated form of lemon demon

me:man imma listen to sum lem dem

by raybeez May 18, 2022

there's a spy in our midst

when there is an enemy spy in the base

engineer:there's a spy in our midst
pyro:*arson intensifies*

by raybeez February 11, 2022