Telefartation

The Ability to Transport a blazing stank ass fast from one place to another

tim cut a fart outside of my car once. then he got in and it followed him inside. it stunk so bad i started reflex gagging and allmost vomited

by insanekiwi September 1, 2005

teleportation

the ability to move instantly from place to place using ONLY YOUR MIND. basically the sweetest superpower ever

I teleported into the bank and took all the money then teleported to Amsterdam and bought some fat pounds then to the Bahamas to smoke it!

-why teleportation is the best

by muusbolla January 13, 2009

Teleportation Kid

Someone who walks really fast alone and when you look at them they show up somewhere else.

Person 1: Bro where did that kid go? He was just beside me?
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.

by ScrunchieWaterBottle June 2, 2022

Teleflirtation

Overt flirtation conducted entirely via communication over the telephone.

Feeling the pangs of desire tugging his heartstrings, Nate had no choice but to engage in teleflirtation with Amy.

by THE teleflirter August 7, 2011

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

Reverse Quantum Teleportation

It hasn't been possible yet. But my theory is when a wormhole opens in a different universe it'd be possible for that person to reverse teleport back to our universe possible a ghost? No dip sherlock

Hey did you see the news this guy "reverse quantum teleportation" from a wormhole

by albainancracker2020 April 14, 2020

Foreskin Teleportation

The word "Foreskin Teleportation" can be used in many ways, but it has two common usages to this date, The first usage is to get to another destination with out being seen in a weird manner, and the second usage is to prepare for something big like sexual intercourse. The two creators have never been sighted since the "World Willy Tour" and are suspected to be creating a secret foreskin and willy army far, far away in the Great willy castle.

"Matt and Marvin used the foreskin teleportation to prepare themselves for the world willy tour"

by Matt Hiscock November 27, 2004