Teleflirtation 

Overt flirtation conducted entirely via communication over the telephone.

Feeling the pangs of desire tugging his heartstrings, Nate had no choice but to engage in teleflirtation with Amy.

Teleflirtation by THE teleflirter August 7, 2011

Telefartation 

The Ability to Transport a blazing stank ass fast from one place to another

tim cut a fart outside of my car once. then he got in and it followed him inside. it stunk so bad i started reflex gagging and allmost vomited

Telefartation by insanekiwi September 1, 2005