Teledap 

to share a dap that you have received with someone that the giver requested, usually when said giver will not be present to give the dap himself.

Yeah, make sure to teledap some of the guys for me when you get there.

Teledap by Meanstreak(BNino[ZSW]) February 24, 2011

Telemaphone 

Its the same as telephone but with ma in the middle.

the telemaphone is ringing

Telemaphone by EyesOfTheInsane September 28, 2009

teledaddy

Male parental units who think raising children can be done via long distance phone calls.

*From an actual email from Homeboy's 2nd baby mama to his current chick (3rd baby mama):

Homeboy has exactly 48-hours to tell my son the truth about his Harry Houdini disappearing act. Homeboy's son is an intelligent young man and I will not stand for ANYONE lying to him, especially his father. A "vacation" does not entail getting a job and a place.

He's lucky he was too lazy to put his name on Homeboy's son's birth certificate in ALL of the EIGHT years he's been alive. He's also lucky that I can handle everything on my own and I don't need a single red cent from him. As far as I am concerned, he is dead to me.

But you will come to know that all little boys need their fathers and as much as I want the truth to be known, I've have yet to speak ill of Homeboy in front of my boy. I'm sure if you were me, you'd feel the same way.

48-hours. It is 3 p.m., November 11.

And tell Homeboy I'm so glad he made a monumental effort to spend quality time with his son before he left. You can also tell him Homeboy's son is on the A honor roll, studies profusely for up to four hours a day without being told and quotes Oscar Wilde. If he even cares to know.

I'd rather my son not have a father than have a "teledaddy" that leaves him depressed. And I mean depressed - not sad with tears. Homeboy's son far too insightful for any BS.

teledaddy by J671 November 11, 2009

Teledeportation 

–noun

1. the lawful expulsion of an undesired alien or other person from a state by the use of a teleportation device.

2. an act or instance of deporting using a teleportation device.

"Teledeportation would be a great way to get rid of all the illegal aliens."

"Teledeportation would require setting up a teleportation device in America and designating a point at the Southern-most tip of Mexico so we could instantly teledeport the illegals as far away as possible."

Teledeportation by Ruler of Nations May 4, 2009

Teledaddy

A male parental unit who thinks raising children can be done via long distance phone calls.

I was once a stupid girl who had a child with a teledaddy who's only contribution to our child is a long distance phone bill I have to pay for.

Teledaddy by thenatanator November 11, 2009

Telenapping 

(n.) a plum worklife negotiating outcome whereby middle managers are permitted and equipped to sleep away the vast majority of core 8 a.m.-6 p.m. work hours in the U.S. in the luxury of their own beds. As defined, the practice originated in Northern New Jersey in the mid-to-late-'90s among down-sized former telecommunications industry executives who landed on their feet in the employ of Asian telecom outfits.

Anybody feel like trying to get in a quick nine holes this afternoon? We'll have to wait a while to call you know who. I'm pretty sure he's got telenapping on his calendar until 2. He has that daily conference call wtih the home office at 5 a.m. Tokyo time.

Telenapping by aquamanatee007 April 3, 2009

Teletappies 

A cartoon notable for the main characters playing an online fps tapping all the time. Suitable for children from 3 to 5 years old but also to FAT HAX0RRZ.

Dude 1: "Omfg, why u leavin, man? You've got some haxtreme skillz!!"

Dude 2: "Soz buddy, but ima go watch some Teletappies"

Dude 1: "Omfg ur right!! The third series starts today!! Bye man, ive absolutely got to watch it"

Dude 2: "Cya"

Teletappies by Mr. Haxtreme September 10, 2011