Telekapenis 

When you have the ability to make men's penises get hard.

Basically every female on the planet has telekapenis!

Telekapenis by Pigstand July 24, 2018

Telekepenis 

It's when your penis has telekenetic powers.

-My penis sense is tingling.

-DUDE! You must have telekepenis!

-OMG! I DO!

Telekepenis by Ernest Flem May 17, 2011

telepenisis 

When two bros think of the same thing at the same time. (both having a penis)

"That girl has a fatty" said James and Noah at the same time. "Bro! We just had telepenisis!" said James.

telepenisis by jimmy big z August 10, 2017

telepenisis 

the ability to reach orgasm using only the mind with no physical touching of the penis

wow with my new telepenisis skill i got off 4 times in geography class and ridded my self of hepatitis

telepenisis by Chim April 21, 2007

telekenishish 

When two close friends have similar thoughts or coincidental telepathic-like situations occur.

*over phone*
Friend 1 "I'm eating cheap sushi right now"
Friend 2 "I bet you're having some cheap 12 piece sushi thats' $6.99
Friend 1 "O____O HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
Friend 2 "It's TELEKENISHISH"

telekenishish by thaartofdez August 7, 2006

telepenis 

A telepenis is a telescope like penis so old ones can’t extend without viagrea

I have a telepenis.

telepenis by TELEDICK January 10, 2019

telekipenis 

A hands-free wank caused by the power of the user's mind, the higher the IQ the more intense and powerful the ejaculation.

Reuben lost No Nut November last year, he bust a telekipenis; I heard it was earth-shattering though so he must be a real genius.

telekipenis by Just An _observer> November 6, 2020