Telekapenis

When you have the ability to make men's penises get hard.

Basically every female on the planet has telekapenis!

by Pigstand July 24, 2018

Telekepenis

It's when your penis has telekenetic powers.

-My penis sense is tingling.

-DUDE! You must have telekepenis!

-OMG! I DO!

by Ernest Flem May 17, 2011

telepenisis

When two bros think of the same thing at the same time. (both having a penis)

"That girl has a fatty" said James and Noah at the same time. "Bro! We just had telepenisis!" said James.

by jimmy big z August 10, 2017

telepenisis

the ability to reach orgasm using only the mind with no physical touching of the penis

wow with my new telepenisis skill i got off 4 times in geography class and ridded my self of hepatitis

by Chim April 21, 2007

telekenishish

When two close friends have similar thoughts or coincidental telepathic-like situations occur.

*over phone*
Friend 1 "I'm eating cheap sushi right now"
Friend 2 "I bet you're having some cheap 12 piece sushi thats' $6.99
Friend 1 "O____O HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
Friend 2 "It's TELEKENISHISH"

by thaartofdez August 7, 2006

telepenis

A telepenis is a telescope like penis so old ones can’t extend without viagrea

I have a telepenis.

by TELEDICK January 10, 2019

telekipenis

A hands-free wank caused by the power of the user's mind, the higher the IQ the more intense and powerful the ejaculation.

Reuben lost No Nut November last year, he bust a telekipenis; I heard it was earth-shattering though so he must be a real genius.

by Just An _observer> November 6, 2020