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Happy Teleday! #oscarsunday
teleday by Her Serene Highness February 21, 2015
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*From an actual email from Homeboy's 2nd baby mama to his current chick (3rd baby mama):
Homeboy has exactly 48-hours to tell my son the truth about his Harry Houdini disappearing act. Homeboy's son is an intelligent young man and I will not stand for ANYONE lying to him, especially his father. A "vacation" does not entail getting a job and a place.
He's lucky he was too lazy to put his name on Homeboy's son's birth certificate in ALL of the EIGHT years he's been alive. He's also lucky that I can handle everything on my own and I don't need a single red cent from him. As far as I am concerned, he is dead to me.
But you will come to know that all little boys need their fathers and as much as I want the truth to be known, I've have yet to speak ill of Homeboy in front of my boy. I'm sure if you were me, you'd feel the same way.
48-hours. It is 3 p.m., November 11.
And tell Homeboy I'm so glad he made a monumental effort to spend quality time with his son before he left. You can also tell him Homeboy's son is on the A honor roll, studies profusely for up to four hours a day without being told and quotes Oscar Wilde. If he even cares to know.
I'd rather my son not have a father than have a "teledaddy" that leaves him depressed. And I mean depressed - not sad with tears. Homeboy's son far too insightful for any BS.
Homeboy has exactly 48-hours to tell my son the truth about his Harry Houdini disappearing act. Homeboy's son is an intelligent young man and I will not stand for ANYONE lying to him, especially his father. A "vacation" does not entail getting a job and a place.
He's lucky he was too lazy to put his name on Homeboy's son's birth certificate in ALL of the EIGHT years he's been alive. He's also lucky that I can handle everything on my own and I don't need a single red cent from him. As far as I am concerned, he is dead to me.
But you will come to know that all little boys need their fathers and as much as I want the truth to be known, I've have yet to speak ill of Homeboy in front of my boy. I'm sure if you were me, you'd feel the same way.
48-hours. It is 3 p.m., November 11.
And tell Homeboy I'm so glad he made a monumental effort to spend quality time with his son before he left. You can also tell him Homeboy's son is on the A honor roll, studies profusely for up to four hours a day without being told and quotes Oscar Wilde. If he even cares to know.
I'd rather my son not have a father than have a "teledaddy" that leaves him depressed. And I mean depressed - not sad with tears. Homeboy's son far too insightful for any BS.
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Teledaddy
I was once a stupid girl who had a child with a teledaddy who's only contribution to our child is a long distance phone bill I have to pay for.
Teledaddy by thenatanator November 11, 2009
Teledap
to share a dap that you have received with someone that the giver requested, usually when said giver will not be present to give the dap himself.
Teledap by Meanstreak(BNino[ZSW]) February 24, 2011
Teledry
Teledry is a quadrupedal dragon with no wings. It's dark blue in color, along with light blue shades and normal blue shades. Teledry also appears to have a strong looking jaw and honestly looks thick.
The dragon, or drake, also has small orbs aligning it's head and tail, and move in sync if one of it's limbs were to move.
The orbs represent bubbles. Teledry also has neon blue rings that appear on it's chest, legs, and forearms, so during the night it'd be pretty easy to spot it.
The drake also has a blue nose, so I guess you have the right to call it a cute blue clown.
Teledry is said to be made by the one they call "The Sherlock" or "The Joe".
The dragon, or drake, also has small orbs aligning it's head and tail, and move in sync if one of it's limbs were to move.
The orbs represent bubbles. Teledry also has neon blue rings that appear on it's chest, legs, and forearms, so during the night it'd be pretty easy to spot it.
The drake also has a blue nose, so I guess you have the right to call it a cute blue clown.
Teledry is said to be made by the one they call "The Sherlock" or "The Joe".
"Teledry is a part of the dragons of Dragoure right?"
"Other than the one they call Duck calling them a Teletubby, yes, they are."
"What about it's friends?"
"Erm, let's just say they got the 'T' and the 'A-L-L-Y' and exited through a hall."
"Other than the one they call Duck calling them a Teletubby, yes, they are."
"What about it's friends?"
"Erm, let's just say they got the 'T' and the 'A-L-L-Y' and exited through a hall."
Teledry by DuckSquirrel. December 3, 2020
teledated
ted: why the hell is jay wearing all that 70s shit and talking a load of bolocks.
john: because there showing but reruns of that 70s show and the poor bastard cant help but become teledated.
john: because there showing but reruns of that 70s show and the poor bastard cant help but become teledated.
teledated by yay_its_frogcloset May 3, 2007