tegboner

Someone whose nickname is Teg and has a boner

Teg do you have a Tegboner right now in the middle of the funeral ?

by Tegbonn January 26, 2023

Teboner

When your penis achieves an erection for no reason.

I was hesitant to get up in front of everybody since I was sporting a Teboner.

by Schnappy pappy January 9, 2012

Teboner

(pronounced Tee-Boner)
when a Florida Gators fan hears the name Tim Tebow and gets a boner

Steve: Tebow sucks
Tod: Damnit Steve, you gave me a Teboner

by A non mous December 20, 2008

Tenboner Explosivo

Something that is so cool, words hardly contain it. Surpasses even ballsdeep,

Mignola's Art of Hellboy is Tenboner Explosivo.

by Fetorpse August 17, 2003

Teboner

The intense feeling of excitement that stems from witnessing the conquests of quarterback Tim Tebow.

Dude!! Watching that comeback win the Broncos had over the Bears gave me a massive Teboner!!

by Sandusky69 December 31, 2011

Teboner

The act of Defending and/or having a man crush on Tim Tebow.

1. In his heated debate about Tim Tebow, kyle started to get a Teboner.

2. "Tyler, you have such a Teboner right now defending Tim's QB rating."
3.Shane was part of the Toboners club.

by richard mcwhiner January 25, 2012

tenboner

1. An adjective describes something that is boner, only amplified tenfold, incredibly stupid or lame, see also tengay

2. A person, place or thing bearing the characteristics and traits of tenboner.

1. Your brother is so fucking tenboner.

2. "Carson Daly is a tenboner" - MC Fumunda

by Fetorpse August 17, 2003