Teboner

When your penis achieves an erection for no reason.

I was hesitant to get up in front of everybody since I was sporting a Teboner.

by Schnappy pappy January 9, 2012

Teboner

(pronounced Tee-Boner)
when a Florida Gators fan hears the name Tim Tebow and gets a boner

Steve: Tebow sucks
Tod: Damnit Steve, you gave me a Teboner

by A non mous December 20, 2008

Teboner

The intense feeling of excitement that stems from witnessing the conquests of quarterback Tim Tebow.

Dude!! Watching that comeback win the Broncos had over the Bears gave me a massive Teboner!!

by Sandusky69 December 31, 2011

Teboner

The act of Defending and/or having a man crush on Tim Tebow.

1. In his heated debate about Tim Tebow, kyle started to get a Teboner.

2. "Tyler, you have such a Teboner right now defending Tim's QB rating."
3.Shane was part of the Toboners club.

by richard mcwhiner January 25, 2012

Teboner

A semi- or slight chub that last more than an hr. after a Bronco's game.. Happens mostly to the religous right, although they generally won't admit it when called out..

"I swear when Pastor John got up off the couch after the game, he had a Teboner... I asked him about it, but he denied having any knowledge of even what a Teboner was"?

Not to be confused with Tea-bagger

by assclown34 January 11, 2012

Tbonerator

An animal without a pelvis, informally known as a tbonerator

Hey look! That animal doesnt have a pelvis!
Terry, thats a tbonerator.

by tazor_87777 January 11, 2012

Tebowner

n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow

Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!

by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009