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Teleboards 

1. An underfunded, poorly-managed forum composed of dysfunctional 'regulars' who hail from North America, Australia, Ireland, the U.K., and one kid from Scandinavia. Escape is for the most part nearly impossible.

2. Cul-de-sac of dementia, anti-social behavior, and neurosis in general.
Examples of Dialogue:

"I hate this shithole. I'm leaving you fuckers."
"You'll be back."
" :rolleyes: "
"Kill yourself, you insert racial epithet or sexist remark."
"You're fired!"
"Fat Rob just posted another final fantasy thread."
"The council are threatening me with an anti-social behaviour order."
"I hate Bush."
"I love Bush."
"I hate everybody."

Et cetera.
Teleboards by 8-B February 3, 2005

teleboards 

A message board where people go to bitch at each other about random, useless topics.
I went to teleboards because I was bored, and ended up reading every one of Derek's stupid "I'm here and I'm queer" threads.
teleboards by Oh YOU know. September 10, 2004

Telebone 

The act of participating in phone sex.
I totally teleboned her.

You wanna telebone?
Telebone by Cord Montgomery March 31, 2007

Telebone 

To get an enormous erection while ordering a pizza on the telephone.
Hey I got a Telebone when ordering your pepperoni pizza.

telebotherer 

Another, more apropriate name for a telemarketer.
Hey, who was that on the phone? Oh it was just another damn telebotherer!!!!
telebotherer by billd June 17, 2006

telebone 

1.To have intense phone sex.

2. To crank call your friend and have them completely fall for it.
" have you talked to that kinky bitch,Amanda, recently"
" hell yea, I can't wait to telebone her again tonight."

" I can't believe Ryan fell for my crank call"
" yeah you totally teleboned him."
telebone by lookwhaticando May 29, 2013