TeeChu 

A rather strange fellow who makes gaming tees, YouTube and streams art/games. Brews cringe Tik Tok. His mum once gave him a birthday cake that said "twat"

I want to have a TeeChu on my body

TeeChu by Ant Smith November 22, 2021

Techual Harassment 

The act of a person, or people, harassing you because of your choice or preference towards a particular type or brand of technology.

Example 1:
Ignorant douchebag #1: "I can't believe you bought an iPhone, you know they're inferior to an Android phone in every conceavable way!"

iPhone Owner "Hey man, that's Techual Harassment. The iPhone is a great phone".

Example 2:
Ignorant Douchbag #2: "Dude, why do you have Windows Vista on that machine? You know it's, like, bloated and less secure and stuff".

Windows Vista Ownder "Hey "dude", stop techually harassing me, I don't appreciate it".

Techual Harassment by Philbuntu August 31, 2010

Tenchu 

This term was used by Ishin-side assassins. Ishin = Emperor Restoration

1. Bringing down judgement on behalf of the heavens.
2. Heaven's well deserved punishment.

I've got MAD TENCHU SKILLZ because only a ninja can kill a ninja.

Tenchu by Swizzle-Dance June 9, 2003

tekchubby 

sexual arousal from purchase and use of electronic gear.

Aaron got a huge tekchubby when he bought his new palm pilot.

tekchubby by Joe February 13, 2004

bi-techual 

Person who is proficient in more then one Operation System

That computer geek can run windows and linux and OSX at the same time, that geek is bi-techual.

bi-techual by Sean Elkinton March 1, 2005

thechurchofchrismartin.com 

www.thechurchofchrismartin.com

is an extrordinarily creepy website dedicated to the worshiping of the frontman of popular British Alternitive rock band Coldplay (Chris Martin)

upon further investigation, it has been discovered that the site is not meerily a joke, but is a site with followers who actually believe that Chris Martin is the second coming of Christ and that his songs have subiminal messages and that he himself has divine powers.

girl one:

hahaha morgan check this shit out theres this website thechurchofchrismartin.com people on it made a religion out of that lead singer of Coldplay

morgan:
that is so f'ing creeepy! poor Chris, that'll scare him into early retirement

thechurchofchrismartin.com by peacechild July 8, 2009

neo-techular 

(adj.) having the appearance of newness, futuristic design, and/or technological sophistication, whether or not these qualities are actually present.

Julia's sunglasses struck most of her new friends as neo-techular in design due to their sleek shape and mirrored finish. Little did they know she'd owned this same set of eyewear for five years now and originally bought them from a street vendor for $5.99.

neo-techular by Peter K. September 14, 2007