tekchubby 

sexual arousal from purchase and use of electronic gear.

Aaron got a huge tekchubby when he bought his new palm pilot.

tekchubby by Joe February 13, 2004

Telechubby 

Getting hard from an image on television.

Watching the chicks on Joe Millionaire gives me a telechubby.

Telechubby by Duke January 22, 2003

Telehubby

when your husband (who is your dad) dresses up as a large yellow/green/purple/red baby monster and you are no longer sexually attracted to their intellect.

Smith: "Hey Helen, what is your husband-dad dressing up as for Halloween?"
Helen: "He is dressing up as the Yellow Teletubby."
Smith: "Oh! He is going to become a Telehubby!"

Telehubby by Penelopé October 8, 2023