Technotards

1. People that are slow into understanding new technology that was not available in their time, generally old people.
2. People that are not acquainted with new developing technologies and slow on being able to use it.
1. "My parents are such technotards they can't even find the brightness in an iPod Touch."

2. "David is such a technotard he doesn't even know how to work his own Windows 7 computer."

3. "Will all the technotards please meet me after school so I can show you how to work your new iPhones."
by kingpower0123 December 26, 2010
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Technotard

A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.
Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!
by Phuqit October 09, 2006
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1. A person who has no clue about technology. 2. An insecure individual who calls the Help Desk of any organization who starts off their problem with, "I am not computer savvy." 3. A technologically-challenged individual.
Oh my gawd, I'm surrounded by technotards! They couldn't operate a C64 without a owner's manual!!
by firahz February 14, 2005
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technotarded

One who is ignorant to or inept in working with technology, computers, and other advanced devices.
"How do i post this picture off my smartphone? Im sorry im technotarded"
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I am so technotarded, You have to call me if you send me an e-mail!
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technotarded

One that is slow, incompetent, a noob, or poor at functioning the proper use of technological equipement.
A person who is mentally underdeveloped when it comes to the use and operation of computers, phones, cell phones, calculators, CD players, record machines, televisions, iPods, microwaves, ovens, toasters, anything with some sort of digital display, anything with some sort of analog display, radios, circuit boards, fans, lights, etc.
Someone who is retarded when it comes to the function of any sort of technology.
-Damn man, i had to help this technotard fix their monitor yesterday...and it turns out that the computer was off!
-What are you talking about!? Bill Gates is definitely not technotarded.
-Dude, my aunt is so technotarded, she couldn't even put a new contact on her phone...
by Liverwiz April 06, 2007
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Technotard

A person who is completely clueless when it comes to operating any piece of technology more advanced than a standard toaster and usually breaks or otherwise totally screws up that device in ways never anticipated by the manufacturer.
This is the third time you mom has managed to lose all the toolbars in Outlook. She's such a technotard!
by Zippy_FL March 23, 2011
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