Technophille

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A consumer often inundated with technology, as a means of distracting from the drawbacks and dangers of capitalist culture. Technophilles often find themselves staring at the shiniest new iPhone, or the newest news in science. This keeps the consumer complacent with worldwide ecological destruction, and class oppression.

The technophille in my reading club keeps his nose in front of the TV, to keep his emotions controlled by mass culture.

Technophille by UrbaniteHater October 29, 2021

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technophile

One who is obsessed with technology.

That technophile has all the latest gadgets.

technophile by Turnspike February 9, 2003

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techophile

A person who loves technology a lot to the point that he/she wants to discuss technology with anyone around them including strangers.
A techophile readily skips meals to read and update on the latest tech gist!

He must be a techophile because he always knows where to get the answers to all these science and tech questions.

We have geeks, nerds, and techophiles and these never flop in science and technology exams!

techophile by temidayotinypoet December 3, 2013

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technophiliac

someone who "loves" his/her computer.
a relationship with a computer would be a case of technophilia.

tom: man i really love my computer.
dave: you dirty technophile
tom: i have a problem :(

technophiliac by tOnk3r November 1, 2004

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technophiliasticity

Your ability to adapt to (technological) change, driven by your love for all things technology related.

My technophiliasticity made the move from TikTok to Clubhouse a lot easier for me than it was for my grandma.

technophiliasticity by En Al Vee March 5, 2021

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technophile

Someone who is obsessed and completely up-to-date with the latest technology and media.

Hipsters are technophiles, for primitive shit.

technophile by Baconbeer November 21, 2011

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technophile

Someone who becomes sexual aroused while in the presence of latest technology.

Technophile: I have nothing better to do but bash gaming consoles and care about which console is selling best.

Me: Just play your fucking ps3 and shut the fuck up, no one gives a fuck.

Example 2:
Technophile: ...Ipod...Ipod...Ipod..........ipod...

technophile by Astro man February 6, 2008

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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