technophiliac

someone who "loves" his/her computer.
a relationship with a computer would be a case of technophilia.

tom: man i really love my computer.
dave: you dirty technophile
tom: i have a problem :(

by tOnk3r November 1, 2004

technophiliac

someone who has sexual intercourse with machines

alan - so whys dave got a robot bent over a table and appears to be abusing it??

steve - oh didnt you know, daves a technophiliac

by ultra violet dragon December 12, 2010

technopheliac

A person who is constantly buying new technology (cell phones, mp3 players, etc) for the purpose of showing them off. A person that just "bleeds" technology. comes from technophile and hemopheliac.

"Hey!! Check out my new wireless PDA/Cellphone/mp3 player/coffe maker/garage door opener!"
"Is that really necessary?"
"Well...no... But I HAD to show you."
"You're such a technopheliac."

by Jacob McClenahan September 25, 2005

technophiliasticity

Your ability to adapt to (technological) change, driven by your love for all things technology related.

My technophiliasticity made the move from TikTok to Clubhouse a lot easier for me than it was for my grandma.

by En Al Vee March 5, 2021

technophelia

when you love technology so much that you just wanna fuck it

Simon Peabody has an unhealthy relationship with his laptop and has tried, on several occasions, to insert his "member" into its hard-drive. Mr. Peabody unfortunately suffers from technophelia.

by big ol' mr. kinish April 4, 2009

Hemorrhagic Technophilia

A disorder in which one bleeds technology!

that greg spends all his time researching new martin products. He totaly has a bad case of hemorrhagic technophilia.

by Gregy miccuntmuffin March 11, 2010

Technophilliac

Someone whose life depends on possession of latest and best digital devices.

Her husband was a technophilliac! He would buy electronics with the baby's milk money...

by MisBeaHaven September 3, 2010