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technophiliac 

alan - so whys dave got a robot bent over a table and appears to be abusing it??

steve - oh didnt you know, daves a technophiliac
technophiliac by ultra violet dragon December 12, 2010

technopheliac 

A person who is constantly buying new technology (cell phones, mp3 players, etc) for the purpose of showing them off. A person that just "bleeds" technology. comes from technophile and hemopheliac.
"Hey!! Check out my new wireless PDA/Cellphone/mp3 player/coffe maker/garage door opener!"
"Is that really necessary?"
"Well...no... But I HAD to show you."
"You're such a technopheliac."
technopheliac by Jacob McClenahan September 25, 2005

technophiliasticity 

Your ability to adapt to (technological) change, driven by your love for all things technology related.
My technophiliasticity made the move from TikTok to Clubhouse a lot easier for me than it was for my grandma.

technophelia 

when you love technology so much that you just wanna fuck it
Simon Peabody has an unhealthy relationship with his laptop and has tried, on several occasions, to insert his "member" into its hard-drive. Mr. Peabody unfortunately suffers from technophelia.

Hemorrhagic Technophilia 

A disorder in which one bleeds technology!
that greg spends all his time researching new martin products. He totaly has a bad case of hemorrhagic technophilia.

Technophilliac 

Someone whose life depends on possession of latest and best digital devices.
Her husband was a technophilliac! He would buy electronics with the baby's milk money...
Technophilliac by MisBeaHaven September 3, 2010
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Respectfully 

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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