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technology 

1) The application of science, math, engineering, art, and other fields of knowledge to create tools and implementations deemed useful by a society.

2) Anything that has to do with computers. Often misused by stupid people and corporations that market to said stupid people.
During the 20th century, humanity demonstrated that it had achieved the technology to leave its home planet's atmosphere, land on and explore its moon, and return safely to its homeworld.

The latest technology is Blu-ray.
technology by Tuxide January 16, 2010
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technology 

in economics: not a resource, but part of the production process. Anything that increases the performance of an resource without the change in resources.
In war, a country with the comparitive advantage in national defense, has a greater availability of technology that increases their performance without the need of a large quantity of troops.
technology by rodan118 February 9, 2010

technology 

The best f--king thing ever!
Nobody in the new generation can live witoutit
Bob the reporter- Hey kid do you have technology?
Kid- Yes! Duh! I cannot live withoutit!
(Real fact said by child)
technology by Jaemins Pink Hair October 16, 2019

technology 

Something that will eventually destroy society, make obesity the new "average" weight, and cause mass unemployment.
Damn technology.

Technology 

The reason the human race most likely will come to an end.
Technology such as wifi (5G radiation), A.I.
Technology by . May 23, 2019

technology 

n. anything that was invented after you were born
"I love technology."

"Technology is killing me."
technology by foraneagle2 March 21, 2007

Technology 

No matter what new technology comes out, people will keep allowing themselves to get dumber and dumber.
Technology doesn't represent an advanced society of people, these are the same people they were before the technology came out, except now they have different gadgets.
Technology by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020
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