Taylo 

Only the finest, most valuable human being on the planet. Envies no one, envied by everyone. There is only one in existence and she is well known to all as the most beautiful thing to ever walk the Earth. When she tells you to shut the fuck up, listen.

Me: Oh god I'm so hard.
Friend: Why what the fuck?
Me: Taylo just yelled at me.

Taylo by NotTaylorAtAll May 2, 2018

Mick Taylor 

Mick Taylor is a British guitarist who first gained fame for playing with John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers. In 1969, Brian Jones was kicked out of the Rolling Stones (he died not long after that). In need of a replacement, Mick Taylor was added to the band.

Taylor was an excellent, but very underrated guitarist. He's definitely as good as Keith Richards, but perhaps even better than that. Despite his skill, he wasn't a very prominent or popular member of the band, often considered the "forgotten" member of the band. In 1974, Mick Taylor left the band. He played with Bob Dylan in the 80s but was otherwise not a very prolific artist since the Stones.

Mick Taylor is an awesome yet underrated guitarist. It's a shame that his excellent playing is so overlooked.

Mick Taylor by Rhymin' Simon July 29, 2009

Taylor Smith 

Absolutely the best person you are lucky to know. Taylor Smith will engage you in the most interesting conversations of your life. Everything is fascinating to anaylize when you ponder life with Taylor Smith. You will stay up until 1am at Village Inn because you can't get enough of Taylor Smith. This is the best person to share you secrets and dreams with because not only will they listen carefully, they will support you and make you feel like a magic wizard at succeeding in life. Taylor Smith sometimes speaks like a pikey and will make you laugh with schwifty facial expressions.

"Man, the most fun I have is with Taylor Smith."

DeeDee: "Will you marry me, Taylor Smith?"

Taylor Smith by AtchkeyThedumsious May 30, 2018

Roger Taylor 

Apart of the band Queen
Sexist drummer alive
Babe magnetic
Bowed down to by musicians everywhere

me: did you listen to that Roger Taylor drum solo
friend: no
me: get out of my house

Roger Taylor by CearaMist October 7, 2012

Taylor Shit 

The most overdramatic poopstar on the planet Earth.
She’s also skinny, shaky, drunk, and begging for boyfriends so she can make a “hit song” when she sounds like she’s mentally ill.
Yet she gets too much praise for her lazy ass poosic when she’s always about to cry like a baby and pussy.

You: Taylor Shit is so ugly I don’t get how she became so popular.
Me: No shit Sherlock.
You: Well she makes poosic.
Me: Well what else did you ask me.

Taylor Shit by gregben February 28, 2022

Roger Taylor 

Drummer and one of the singers of Queen.

A certified sex symbol.

Has possibly the highest amount of groupies throughout the history of time.

Also his high notes are ridiculous.

friend: i want to fuck roger taylor.

me: girl me too, tf?

Roger Taylor by slut4rog January 6, 2019

Roger Taylor 

drummer in the band Queen. he is seriously a great drummer. he also vocalized in the band, with an unbelievable falsetto. if you happen to give “i’m in love with my car” a listen (which you really should) he is the singer. and that song is a mega bop so you really should play it while you are all alone in your room procrastinating from your lab biology quiz that’s tomorrow. anyways, not only is he a legendary musician, singer and car lover, he is also fucking hot. he is a true sex icon and trust me, if i was a 20 y/o in the 80’s, i’d hop on that asap and become one of his groupies. seriously. fun fact, he accidentally sent his sex tape to a fan instead of a demo. that is SUCH a mood. and before you ask where the footage is, i have no clue. don’t ask why i know that it went missing in action. anyway, he is just so unbelievably sexy. have you seen the video of him getting a massage on the rooftop of a budapest hotel? if not, watch it with the volume on. you’re welcome. also, he looks VERY well for his age (which is 69 at the moment ;) ). his middle name is meddows, and yes, that is the coolest name to ever surface the planet. overall, Roger Meddows Taylor is my favorite person on earth and nothing can or will ever change that. if you want random Roger facts, just hml and i will give them to you. thanks for giving this a read.

i want to be surgically implanted into Roger Taylor’s torso, so i’ll always be with him. give me your DNA so i can clone you, Roger.

Roger Taylor by burrlieveinyourself January 7, 2019