Taxi Tax 

The fee or favor you charge your friends when you DD (designated driver). Usually in the form of taking said friends beer and/or snacks as “tax” for being his DD.

Friend 1: “Hey! Why are you eating my chips?”
Friend 2: “Taxi tax.”

Taxi Tax by KrustyWeiner420 August 22, 2021

muddy taxi

A muddy taxi refers to the act of taking a shit in a taxi, usually after a night of drinking.

Jenny was wasted last night but I can't believe she pulled a muddy taxi on the way home from taco bell.

muddy taxi by Zuzzy Foeller February 7, 2014

beer taxi 

Imaginary mode of transport,
associated with heavy drinking,when drinker has no recollection of how they arrived back at their preferred destination.

"i was so utterly trousered last night,haven't got a clue how i got home...must have been the beer taxi."

beer taxi by Dr Lokoss July 5, 2004

Taxi Driver 

One of the best movies of all time starring Robert De Niro. De Niro plays a psychotic taxi driver named Travis Bickle who doesn't sleep much and is sick of the scum of the city. In order to clean the scum of the society and save a teenage prostitute, he uses violence as the way to do it.

Taxi Driver should have won the oscar for the Best Picture Award in 1976 over Rocky.

Taxi Driver by sagzag June 22, 2004

crazy taxi 

A video game where you drive a taxi, trying to pick people up and take them to their destination as fast as possible.

I got a high score of $11,000 in Crazy Taxi today.

crazy taxi by 5'11"Racer September 15, 2006

taxi whack 

The act of making love to a fat asian person.

Dude, I totally taxi whacked that noodle vendor last night.

taxi whack by PhilBecca February 4, 2009

Nigger Taxi 

1. Commonly known as a police car. Often seen with up to two niggers in the back.

2. In the 1940's when white women were done with their black partners they'd call the nigger taxi to escort them home, to the nigger hotel.

3. Evolution of Nigger Wagon

"Tyron robbed the liquor store and caught a ride in Officer Whities Nigger Taxi."

"Rodney J raped a white bitch and caught a ride in the Nigger Taxi to the Spook House"

Nigger Taxi by Clydel Jenkins June 20, 2009