16 definitions by Zuzzy Foeller

couch pool

A couch pool refers to the sweaty area left on a couch (most often leather) after sitting or laying on a couch for a long period of time.

After eating taco bell and laying on the couch all day, I was swimming in a couch pool.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 6, 2014

Look at this idiot wearing his douche frames inside.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 6, 2014

I know I'm sexy but Amy wouldn't stop staring at me with her fleshy eye, it actually started to water.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 6, 2014

I got a mouthful of pube salt before going down on Kelly last night.

by Zuzzy Foeller March 18, 2014

The act of shitting oneself while standing up, covering the legs in shit.

Sam went out for dinner but soon found himself painting the wickets after eating a prime rib burger.

by Zuzzy Foeller January 25, 2015

Nub blowing is the act of using an amputated limb to perform intercourse.

After he had his arm amputated, Jim thought his sex life was in jeopardy. To his surprise many ladies enjoy his long nights of nub plowing.

by Zuzzy Foeller January 25, 2015

The office bathroom is the office of the person at work who everybody shits on.

"Jan's office?" more like office bathroom, everybody shits on Jan.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 11, 2014