Tomterday

A hybrid of yesterday and tomorrow. The two cancel each other out, so in the end you just have an unnecessarily elongated form of today.

Employee: "How are you tomterday?"
Customer: "I was doing just great until you fucked everything up by using tomterday. By the way I need a pack of condoms."

by aman13 June 14, 2010

tomesterday

A person, place, or thing/event which occurs tomorrow, yesterday,and/or today.

Fred is going to fix the septic tank tomesterday.

by Bingo Hilltop October 15, 2016

tomesterday

A person, place, or thing/event which occurs tomorrow, yesterday,and/or today.

Fred is going to fix the septic tank tomesterday.

by Bingo Hilltop October 15, 2016

Tatterday

(n.) A saturday on which one ruins, distresses, or even destroys articles of clothing and makes them look even more fly and fashionable than they already are. Ex: t-shirts, jeans, etc.

Person 1: "You do anything fun this weekend?"
Person 2: "Yea, my Tatterday was actually quite productive. I made a few new tees, they're so sick."

by dinogirl143 April 10, 2010

Tomorrday

meaning Tomorrow and Today

HAPPY TOMORRDAY

if it is at 12:00am.... and you are still awake you may say "HAPPY TOMORRDAY!" :)

by TOMORRDAY CREATOR December 20, 2009

Testerday

On the day after you take a large exam or test, that previous day is Testerday.

'Hey did you take that huge AP exam??' 'Yea bro! I just took it testerday!'

by Venvious June 6, 2018

tommorday

Tommorow

Shall we go to the mall tommorday?

by JoNnY rOtTeN oI! September 11, 2003