Definitions by Aristarkus

iHad 

An Apple product you once owned, but it either got lost, stolen or broken.

Stu: Hey dude what happened to your iPad?

Dude: Some fat bitch sat on it and broke it. Now it's an iHad.

Stu: Tough shit Dude

iHad by Aristarkus March 23, 2010

faggotjack 

Someone who gathers sticks and bundles them together.

When I grow up I'm going to be a faggotjack.

faggotjack by Aristarkus March 23, 2010

Taturday 

How French Canadians pronounce the word Saturday when speaking English.

Jacque: Hey guys you want to go drinking wit me dis Taturday nite.

Taturday by Aristarkus January 13, 2009

faceboink 

To have sexual intercourse on one's face.

Carlotte went into the closet to get faceboinked by Todd.

faceboink by Aristarkus January 11, 2009

the 

The first, thirteenth, seventeenth and twenty-first word of this sentence and the second word for the acronym WTF (What the fuck?.

Chad: It turned out Perry was gay after all.
Tim: WTF? (What the fuck?)

the by Aristarkus January 11, 2009

jewslam 

A religion yet to be invented to unite both moslems and jews with common beliefs so that the world can finally live in peace.

Dan: What sect are these crazy hippies from?
Fred: They are believers of Jewslam.

jewslam by Aristarkus January 11, 2009