Tatterass

The unique condition created when one either coughs or mainly sneezes with a fart in the chamber. Sometimes painful, usually embarrassing and hilarious; especially in church. Known in the past as a bazooka.

Wayne was mortified when he tatterassed during the benediction.

by 3hourtour June 20, 2024

Jack Tatters

A huge bitch who has a crush on his small time DJ/ rich kid friend Dylan

“Jack Tatters is such a bitch”

“Jack Tatters stop talking to Harley on FaceTime and actually play monopoly”

by Duck wontons May 28, 2020

tatters

boobies, knockers, hooters, tah tahs, tits

Guh-Damn look eh dem tatters. Im gettin uh boner. Sheeeit

by J-Dogg November 4, 2003

tatters deep

origin, northern england UK.

to have one's penis so far into something that only his testicles (tatters, (short for potatoes)) are showing. :)

" ooh eye! i'd love to get "tatters deep" into that fit bird!

by wormdogg February 5, 2010

Tattersack

When climbing a fence, lose your balance, your nuts get snagged and your package tears.

Dude, it's hard to walk with this tattersack.

AW SHIT! My nuts got caught. TATTERSACK!

by Jilante Woodboner September 29, 2012

matterass

Matterass- mattress but in a janky way

“Your matterass is in a weird place.”

by Creator of Matterass December 26, 2022

twitterass

Harassing someone through twitter, usually following them while they are not following you; local and national celebrities or press people, etc.

twitterassing, twitterassment.

(also, sexual twitterassment)

"Yea, Jay decided to take a break from twitter. That girl he met last week totally twitterassed him."

"It is the policy of this paper that no reporter respond to twitterassment from the unwashed masses we feed our crap to."

by mat_catastrophe September 9, 2011