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Jack Tatters 

A huge bitch who has a crush on his small time DJ/ rich kid friend Dylan
“Jack Tatters is such a bitch”

“Jack Tatters stop talking to Harley on FaceTime and actually play monopoly”
Jack Tatters by Duck wontons May 28, 2020
boobies, knockers, hooters, tah tahs, tits
Guh-Damn look eh dem tatters. Im gettin uh boner. Sheeeit
tatters by J-Dogg November 4, 2003

tatters deep 

origin, northern england UK.

to have one's penis so far into something that only his testicles (tatters, (short for potatoes)) are showing. :)
" ooh eye! i'd love to get "tatters deep" into that fit bird!
tatters deep by wormdogg February 5, 2010

Tattersack 

When climbing a fence, lose your balance, your nuts get snagged and your package tears.
Dude, it's hard to walk with this tattersack.

AW SHIT! My nuts got caught. TATTERSACK!
Tattersack by Jilante Woodboner September 29, 2012

matterass 

Matterass- mattress but in a janky way
“Your matterass is in a weird place.”
matterass by Creator of Matterass December 26, 2022

twitterass 

Harassing someone through twitter, usually following them while they are not following you; local and national celebrities or press people, etc.

twitterassing, twitterassment.

(also, sexual twitterassment)
"Yea, Jay decided to take a break from twitter. That girl he met last week totally twitterassed him."

"It is the policy of this paper that no reporter respond to twitterassment from the unwashed masses we feed our crap to."
twitterass by mat_catastrophe September 9, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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