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by aman13 March 14, 2010
Get the ace-holemug. The act of going into every store you want to work in and asking for a job. Usually practiced by teenagers during vacation.
Bob: Hey want to come over later? I was thinking we could go to the mall and make fun of tourists, maybe buy some stuff.
Jim: Nah I gotta go job shopping before I can afford to go shopping anywhere else.
Jim: Nah I gotta go job shopping before I can afford to go shopping anywhere else.
by aman13 August 1, 2010
Get the Job Shoppingmug. Anybody with a boner for Kool-Aid.
Dane Cook: "He would come crashing through your fuckin' wall and be like, 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! OOOOOOOH YEAH!'"
5 hours later Dane Cook is chilling in his LA penthouse with his girlfriend and his Kool-Aid. Confusing much?
5 hours later Dane Cook is chilling in his LA penthouse with his girlfriend and his Kool-Aid. Confusing much?
by aman13 July 18, 2010
Get the Dane Cookmug. An interjection that combines both "shit" and "bitch", thereby giving it high status in the world of profanity.
Guy 1: Dude, I did you mom.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!
Guy 1: Your girlfriend's fuckin' ugly.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!
Guy 1: 2-dollar whores are better than 10-dollar whores.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!
Guy 2: Shittybitch!
Guy 1: Your girlfriend's fuckin' ugly.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!
Guy 1: 2-dollar whores are better than 10-dollar whores.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!
by aman13 December 20, 2010
Get the shittybitchmug. A person so experienced at being class clown that hopelessly unfunny students come to him for advice.
Bob: Dude wanna come to my house?
Jimmy: Nah I have an appointment with my class clownician.
Bob: How much is he asking?
Jimmy: It's 10 bucks an hour, but if you tell a good joke at the end of the session he'll only charge you five.
Bob: But you suck at telling jokes.
Jimmy: I know. For me he usually charges an additional fee.
Jimmy: Nah I have an appointment with my class clownician.
Bob: How much is he asking?
Jimmy: It's 10 bucks an hour, but if you tell a good joke at the end of the session he'll only charge you five.
Bob: But you suck at telling jokes.
Jimmy: I know. For me he usually charges an additional fee.
by aman13 September 30, 2010
Get the Class Clownicianmug. E-mail that you don't want to read because it's just notifications from Facebook but you have to otherwise you'll keep thinking you have important unread email.
Person 1: Whoa dude you have a lot of contacts.
Person 2: No it's just Facespam.
Person 1: Oh. That sucks.
Person 2: Dude! My girlfriend broke up with me via Facespam!
Person 1: Oh, damn it...are you Mark Zuckerburg in disguise?
Person 2: No it's just Facespam.
Person 1: Oh. That sucks.
Person 2: Dude! My girlfriend broke up with me via Facespam!
Person 1: Oh, damn it...are you Mark Zuckerburg in disguise?
by aman13 January 22, 2011
Get the Facespammug. by Aman13 December 9, 2013
Get the Poon shreddermug.