Matterday

<noun> - Day of men, metal, and beer.

Behold the greatness that is... Matterday.

by joseph_maine December 16, 2008

Masterdate

When you take yourself out on dates; dating yourself. You already know what you're into, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc... Dating yourself also allows you the freedom to have a great time, all the time, and never have to hear "you're not paying attention to me" or other forms of bitching and nagging. You are free to mingle with whom you please and are able to spend time enjoying life and being happy.

Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.

(A)"What are your plans for tomorrow?"

"Oh I'm going to masterdate."

"Huh?"

"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."

(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."

by Socks Owlgorithm April 21, 2011

mastergaytion

(v) To have sex with your clone

Ever since people started getting their clones made, mastergaytion has taken the country by storm.

by lonelyisland February 19, 2009

matterdaddy

An invisible object, used only in one context so others will call you their daddy.

Person A: You've got a Matterdaddy on your shoulder!
Person B: Whats a Matterdaddy?
Person A: Nothing son.

by MHSWrestler May 7, 2005

matterate

To rate something that matters to you whether of major or minor importance

Those poptarts are so awesome, you should matterate them!

by conversition March 31, 2009

Masterdating

When a person (typically a guy) goes out to see a movie, or visits a theme park, or place otherwise mostly occupied by couples or friends,but does this alone. This can cause sympathy from other people that watch them as they purchase tickets or enter the area. This is different from when a person grabs a cup of coffee, or sits in a coffee shop alone for a few minutes, or rents a movie, or eats fast food. Masterdating involves often going to a restaurant alone, and sitting at the table alone, while some people look and either feel bad, or think that the person is a looser, or going to see a movie alone. It is often done by older men that may be widowed, or by people that can't get a girlfriend, or are the "40 year old virgin" type

You: 4 tickets for (name of movie) please
Masterdater behind you: 1 ticket for (name of movie) please

You (thinking) awe, he's alone, i guess he's Masterdating.

by titagula December 12, 2010

mattergap

The differrence between where you are and where you want to be in important matters.

The mattergap in his relationship caused Simon to consider closing his start-up and moving across the nation to be closer to the love of his life.

by Inspireyou September 7, 2009