Tatjacked

A person who has big muscles and is covered in tattoos.

"My girlfriend left me for that tatjacked monster!"

by Inkless and Skinny June 4, 2013

titjacked

When a bitch wears a very low cut to get a free dinner, job, dope or anything she wants from a man.

Have you see Abdullah today? Shit no, haven’t you heard? He was titjacked by that bitch Cindy. She took him for all his smack with one flash of her bangers.

by skinnyblack June 20, 2009

fatjacked

A person who is both muscular and fat.

Woah, Tom needs to lay off the bacon - he's starting to look fatjacked!

by SuzanneG January 17, 2008

tacojacked

To order food at Taco Bell and have someone else claim it at the window, then disappear.

Dude, I got tacojacked last night. That bum must have been hungry.

by uclafalcon June 30, 2004

Tarmacked

To get absolutely shit-faced. Refers to the drunk/high person hitting the ground (tarmack) because they are so fucked up.

"Bruh, you got absolutely tarmacked last night" "Yea I don't remember shit"

by Tarmackedpig26 April 15, 2020

Tarmacked

Tarmacked is were a male and female take part in sexual intercourse and were the female is on top and sits on the males chest and shits on his chest and rubs up and down it.

"Oh god last night i got totally tarmacked. I was with this really hot chick and she was on top, the she sat on my chest and did a shit on it and starting rubbing up and down."

by Shut-It September 3, 2009

tacojacked

To be hoisted up into the air with your Mexican food item in your lap. You are tied up, beaten, and then the taco is removed from your possesion.

Unnamed patient: ...and then, when i was eleven, I was tacojacked by a gang of local eighth graders...man, they were SO big.
(sobs)
Dr. Willurd: You have touched a part in me; I, too, have felt the singeing pain of being the victim of tacojacking.

by Kaity July 2, 2004