To be hoisted up into the air with your Mexican
food item in your
lap. You are tied up, beaten, and then the
taco is removed from your possesion.
Unnamed patient: ...and then, when i was
eleven, I was tacojacked by a gang of
local eighth graders...man, they were SO big.
(sobs)
Dr. Willurd: You have
touched a part in me; I, too, have felt the singeing pain of being the victim of tacojacking.