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titjacked 

When a bitch wears a very low cut to get a free dinner, job, dope or anything she wants from a man.
Have you see Abdullah today? Shit no, haven’t you heard? He was titjacked by that bitch Cindy. She took him for all his smack with one flash of her bangers.
titjacked by skinnyblack June 20, 2009

fatjacked 

A person who is both muscular and fat.
Woah, Tom needs to lay off the bacon - he's starting to look fatjacked!
fatjacked by SuzanneG January 17, 2008

tacojacked 

To order food at Taco Bell and have someone else claim it at the window, then disappear.
Dude, I got tacojacked last night. That bum must have been hungry.
tacojacked by uclafalcon June 30, 2004

Tarmacked 

To get absolutely shit-faced. Refers to the drunk/high person hitting the ground (tarmack) because they are so fucked up.
"Bruh, you got absolutely tarmacked last night" "Yea I don't remember shit"
Tarmacked by Tarmackedpig26 April 15, 2020

Tarmacked 

Tarmacked is were a male and female take part in sexual intercourse and were the female is on top and sits on the males chest and shits on his chest and rubs up and down it.
"Oh god last night i got totally tarmacked. I was with this really hot chick and she was on top, the she sat on my chest and did a shit on it and starting rubbing up and down."
Tarmacked by Shut-It September 3, 2009

tacojacked 

To be hoisted up into the air with your Mexican food item in your lap. You are tied up, beaten, and then the taco is removed from your possesion.
Unnamed patient: ...and then, when i was eleven, I was tacojacked by a gang of local eighth graders...man, they were SO big.
(sobs)
Dr. Willurd: You have touched a part in me; I, too, have felt the singeing pain of being the victim of tacojacking.
tacojacked by Kaity July 2, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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