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tacojacked 

To be hoisted up into the air with your Mexican food item in your lap. You are tied up, beaten, and then the taco is removed from your possesion.
Unnamed patient: ...and then, when i was eleven, I was tacojacked by a gang of local eighth graders...man, they were SO big.
(sobs)
Dr. Willurd: You have touched a part in me; I, too, have felt the singeing pain of being the victim of tacojacking.
tacojacked by Kaity July 2, 2004
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tacojacked 

have a taco and get it stolen
Dude i was tacojacked last night.
tacojacked by jim April 24, 2005

Trackjacked 

An individual who participates in Track and Field who excels beyond others in upper body lifting activities.
Bob: "Yo see that track kid over there"
Ron: "Yeah hes tiny"
Bob: "Nah look at how much hes lifting, hes trackjacked"
Trackjacked by TrackieS#1 January 26, 2011

tacojacking

When you pull your balls up around your cock and use your balls sack to masturbate with.
I wanted to simulate a fat chick, so I started tacojacking
tacojacking by sqitso July 20, 2010

Tatjacked 

A person who has big muscles and is covered in tattoos.
"My girlfriend left me for that tatjacked monster!"

techjacked 

When a technical support person walks into an office to work on one issue and is then overwhelmed by end users and all their problems they never opened a ticket for.
Boss calls up desktop technician that has been missing for two hours.

Boss: Billy, where have you been?
Billy: I went out on to the floor to install that monitor and 5 other end users came to me with 12 other issues they never opened a ticket for.

Boss: oh Billy, Techjacked again.
techjacked by groovypucks February 7, 2019