tacojacked

To order food at Taco Bell and have someone else claim it at the window, then disappear.

Dude, I got tacojacked last night. That bum must have been hungry.

by uclafalcon June 30, 2004

tacojacked

To be hoisted up into the air with your Mexican food item in your lap. You are tied up, beaten, and then the taco is removed from your possesion.

Unnamed patient: ...and then, when i was eleven, I was tacojacked by a gang of local eighth graders...man, they were SO big.
(sobs)
Dr. Willurd: You have touched a part in me; I, too, have felt the singeing pain of being the victim of tacojacking.

by Kaity July 2, 2004

tacojacked

have a taco and get it stolen

Dude i was tacojacked last night.

by jim April 24, 2005

Trackjacked

An individual who participates in Track and Field who excels beyond others in upper body lifting activities.

Bob: "Yo see that track kid over there"
Ron: "Yeah hes tiny"
Bob: "Nah look at how much hes lifting, hes trackjacked"

by TrackieS#1 January 26, 2011

tacojacking

When you pull your balls up around your cock and use your balls sack to masturbate with.

I wanted to simulate a fat chick, so I started tacojacking

by sqitso July 20, 2010

Tatjacked

A person who has big muscles and is covered in tattoos.

"My girlfriend left me for that tatjacked monster!"

by Inkless and Skinny June 4, 2013

techjacked

When a technical support person walks into an office to work on one issue and is then overwhelmed by end users and all their problems they never opened a ticket for.

Boss calls up desktop technician that has been missing for two hours.

Boss: Billy, where have you been?
Billy: I went out on to the floor to install that monitor and 5 other end users came to me with 12 other issues they never opened a ticket for.

Boss: oh Billy, Techjacked again.

by groovypucks February 7, 2019